Comments on: Newfangled Diagnosis Machine

By: ewqe

ewqe — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:40:35 +0000

I have seen another version of this joke that was funnier

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:13:36 +0000

Funny but the other version I heard was better..

The guy gets the samples from his wife, daughter, dog, and jerks off in it.

The result comes back as:

Your daughter’s on drugs, get her in rehab.
Your wife’s pregnant with twins… They aren’t yours, get a lawyer.
Your dog has worms, take him to the vet.
And if you don’t stop jerking off, your arm will never get better…

By: moe

moe — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:54:01 +0000

LOL

By: :P

:P — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:22:00 +0000

lol

By: IrritatedOyster

IrritatedOyster — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:10:22 +0000

I’ve seen this joke in different versions elsewhere. Funny the first time you hear it though.

By: Ralph*

Ralph* — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:54:55 +0000

It was alright… The teenage daughter was pregnant. =) Good for her maybe he will be smart and find out more stuff from the doctor.

By: Kris

Kris — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:32:49 +0000

I lol’d

By: Birgir

Birgir — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:43:18 +0000

Lol nice 1

By: unknown

unknown — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:59:07 +0000

last part about elbow means he shouldn’t use arm(elbow is part of arm) to beat off.

By: Justin

Justin — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:52:03 +0000

that is a freakin’ awesome joke, i’m still laughin