Comments on: Newfangled Diagnosis Machine http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:04:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Don http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-31613 Don Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:18:34 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-31613 pretty good. pretty good.

]]> By: sadako http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-31115 sadako Sun, 02 Jan 2011 09:39:55 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-31115 ha ha ha ha... the machine knows everything.. ha ha ha ha… the machine knows everything..

]]> By: Zoffix Znet http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-30214 Zoffix Znet Fri, 05 Nov 2010 09:20:29 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-30214 Haha, hilarious :D Haha, hilarious :D

]]> By: fart http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-28831 fart Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:48:41 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-28831 that was a punchline i don't think anyone would have expected! that was a punchline i don’t think anyone would have expected!

]]> By: ewqe http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-24261 ewqe Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:40:35 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-24261 I have seen another version of this joke that was funnier I have seen another version of this joke that was funnier

]]> By: Andrew http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-24163 Andrew Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:13:36 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-24163 Funny but the other version I heard was better.. The guy gets the samples from his wife, daughter, dog, and jerks off in it. The result comes back as: Your daughter's on drugs, get her in rehab. Your wife's pregnant with twins... They aren't yours, get a lawyer. Your dog has worms, take him to the vet. And if you don't stop jerking off, your arm will never get better... Funny but the other version I heard was better..

The guy gets the samples from his wife, daughter, dog, and jerks off in it.

The result comes back as:

Your daughter’s on drugs, get her in rehab.
Your wife’s pregnant with twins… They aren’t yours, get a lawyer.
Your dog has worms, take him to the vet.
And if you don’t stop jerking off, your arm will never get better…

]]> By: moe http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-15823 moe Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:54:01 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-15823 LOL LOL

]]> By: :P http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-15531 :P Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:22:00 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-15531 lol lol

]]> By: IrritatedOyster http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-14674 IrritatedOyster Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:10:22 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-14674 I've seen this joke in different versions elsewhere. Funny the first time you hear it though. I’ve seen this joke in different versions elsewhere. Funny the first time you hear it though.

]]> By: Ralph* http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html/comment-page-1#comment-13910 Ralph* Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:54:55 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/newfangled-diagnosis-machine.html#comment-13910 It was alright... The teenage daughter was pregnant. =) Good for her maybe he will be smart and find out more stuff from the doctor. It was alright… The teenage daughter was pregnant. =) Good for her maybe he will be smart and find out more stuff from the doctor.

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