Newfangled Diagnosis Machine
One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd but, the nurse [...]
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Thats freakin hilarious
that was so frickin funny
i laugh and laugh and laugh ’till my daughter saw me and said:” did mom hit you again with that frying pan? you are cryin.”
that is such a played out joke its not even funny it sucked
that was pretty good. too bad he won’t beable to jackoff any more lol
ive heard tht before
but still funny =]
i dont get it
i mean i dont get the last part about his elbow
that is a freakin’ awesome joke, i’m still laughin
last part about elbow means he shouldn’t use arm(elbow is part of arm) to beat off.
Lol nice 1
XD
I lol’d
It was alright… The teenage daughter was pregnant. =) Good for her maybe he will be smart and find out more stuff from the doctor.
I’ve seen this joke in different versions elsewhere. Funny the first time you hear it though.
lol
LOL
Funny but the other version I heard was better..
The guy gets the samples from his wife, daughter, dog, and jerks off in it.
The result comes back as:
Your daughter’s on drugs, get her in rehab.
Your wife’s pregnant with twins… They aren’t yours, get a lawyer.
Your dog has worms, take him to the vet.
And if you don’t stop jerking off, your arm will never get better…
I have seen another version of this joke that was funnier