New Windows Vista Error Messages

The following is a list of twenty new error messages planned for Microsoft Vista. High tech systems call for high tech error messages, those at Micro$oft hope that these solutions are detailed enough to work out your problem while being simple enough to understand.

1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. This is a message from God: “Rebooting the universe, please log off.”
3. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
4. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
6. Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
7. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
8. Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
9. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
10. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
11. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
12. COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.
13. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17. User Error: Replace user.
18. WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.
19. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
20. Windows message: “You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?”

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