New Watch
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope," Jimmy replied. "Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they 'doing the nasty'.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch.
He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then."
What'd You Think?
(102 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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LOL
yh like thats the way for them to learn sex education! watch your mum and dad doin it (!)
that’s horrible! His dad is just a big perve! why would you want ur kid to see that?
hahahhaaahahahah
hilarious
Eugh! 0_o it is rather funny though. But that’s just sick
it’s hilarious!!!
NOT AMUSING AT ALL… THATS AN ERRATIC WAY OF PARENTING!
eeewwwwww lmfao his dad is down right disgusting!!!
Omg… datz f*cked up yo! yet itz kinda funny!!!!!!
that was pretty gross right there…! I’m glad I don’t have parents like that. That was kinda sick. These are the most strange parents I have ever seen. And I have seen some petty strange parents. Little Johnny should learn to speak clearer. That’s what I think.
eeeeeeewwwww but lol
It’s a joke guys, no need to be serious and ask what’s wrong with the dad and why would you laugh at that and such…
What a jerk for a father >o<
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Well I liked that one…gotta laugh outa me
SICK BUT SOO FUNNY