New Watch
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
“Did you get that for your birthday?” he asked. “Nope,” Jimmy replied. “Well did you get it for Christmas then?” Johnny asked. “Nope.”
“You didn’t steal it, did you?” “No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they ‘doing the nasty’.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch.
He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents’ room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; “What do you want now?”
“I wanna watch,” Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, “Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then.”
What'd You Think?

(43 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
September 20th, 2007 at 4:15 am
LOL
September 25th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
yh like thats the way for them to learn sex education! watch your mum and dad doin it (!)
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 am
that’s horrible! His dad is just a big perve! why would you want ur kid to see that?
January 19th, 2008 at 5:51 am
hahahhaaahahahah
hilarious
March 7th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Eugh! 0_o it is rather funny though. But that’s just sick