New Orgasm Implant Available For Women

A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote.

Side Effects Of The New Orgasm Implant:

• Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack.
• Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines.
• Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains.
• She never wants to cuddle anymore. It’s click, click, click, and she’s out the door.
• The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment.
• Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you’re looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.
• “Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumb ache.”
• Finally, size really *doesn’t* matter.
• “I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn’t paying attention … I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn’t paying attention … I’m sorry …”
• Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon’s name.
• Side effects? Who cares about… oh… *oh*… OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!
• In addition to “Mute” and “Favorite,” the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: “Big O.”
• Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner… errr, never mind…

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New Orgasm Implant Available For Women was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 at 10:01 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes, News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  If Women Had A Penis They Would…,  Why Women are Better Than Men 81-100,  Safer Parking Lots For Women,  Why Women are Better Than Men 61-80,  Why Women are Better Than Men 41-60.