New Job
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."



Um…funny? No, not at all!
@West Side Story Fan, why did you put a exclemation mark at the end? That sound’s wierd, I mean it sounds like your a german mauntain dude if your reading it.
Did you misspell mountain or is mauntain a real word? P.S. Because I was yelling!