Never Argue With A Woman

One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The [...]

Never Argue With A Woman

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Never Argue With A Woman was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 10:00 amin Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , A Real Woman , How To Impress A Woman , I’m Glad I’m A Woman , The Perfect Woman , A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning .

17 Comments to “Never Argue With A Woman”

• Adam says:

  August 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm

  awesome loved it
• Twilight_surfer says:

  August 24, 2007 at 7:22 pm

  hehe….that was smart.
• Ferdi says:

  August 30, 2007 at 8:28 am

  yea, yea..
• Bradley says:

  September 2, 2007 at 1:59 am

  I’m guessing Ferdi was the Game Warden….j/k…lol
• Wolf Child says:

  September 14, 2007 at 10:21 am

  O_o some girls are quick
• RoRo says:

  September 24, 2007 at 11:02 pm

  loved it! shame im not that quick, but i will try to be, keepin this joke in mind!
• michelle says:

  September 28, 2007 at 9:47 am

  haha! That’s hilarious! Every man should read this!
• Lauren says:

  November 1, 2007 at 5:21 am

  That was awesome! I REALLY wish I was that quick at comebacks!
• man's man says:

  November 1, 2007 at 9:23 am

  ehhhh kinda funny
• teehee says:

  November 12, 2007 at 8:50 pm

  thats so freaking sexist
• wat says:

  March 9, 2008 at 11:11 am

  that woman was clearly horny
• smiley says:

  April 24, 2008 at 1:20 pm

  haha im witty like that!
  unless the occasion calls 4 it….. hahaha
• LefaB says:

  September 3, 2009 at 7:58 am

  Well, well, welll….eish this man
• bby girl says:

  September 3, 2009 at 11:30 am

  haha very funny so right never argue wit a woman!!!!!
• drummer grl says:

  October 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm

  Haha women rule! I looooove this joke!
• shilpa says:

  December 7, 2009 at 3:53 am

  who is the creator, man or woman?
• zach says:

  December 7, 2009 at 10:22 am

  nice i like it