Needs

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man! "Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When [...]

Needs

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Needs was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:30 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Horsey Ride , Mounted Police , Hiking , You Can’t Have One! , New Watch .

10 Comments to “Needs”

• iisluvinjokes says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:27 pm

  finally his parents are divorced! but how long b4 they get together again!
• iisluvinjokes says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:28 pm

  his parents realy need to start lockin there bed room!
• hekrfjsdhjwfh says:

  May 23, 2008 at 4:09 pm

  :):D:O:s:@
• Neji says:

  August 8, 2008 at 10:04 pm

  lmao gud one
• the joker says:

  December 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

  funny but were they his bike
• kgirl924 says:

  December 28, 2008 at 3:01 pm

  what the f*ck! Well… At least the parents are divorced. But little Johnny should find himself a therapist… And soon. Very, very soon.
• Lulu says:

  September 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  Lol theyre divorced? Or is that just what they want us to think
• Rebecca says:

  December 3, 2009 at 4:26 am

  Yay they are discovered, but l am not being funny l dont get the bloody joke at all …. :S
• john says:

  December 3, 2009 at 5:03 pm

  this joke is old
• Roma&&Megan && Ellaina!![; says:

  January 8, 2010 at 11:54 am

  ughh shutt upp johnn!!:P thiss joke
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