Need Condoms

A man walks into a pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back." So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to [...]

Need Condoms

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Need Condoms was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 3:03 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Cigarette Condoms , 50 Bucks , Where Do Babies Come From? , Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid , Secret .

7 Comments to “Need Condoms”

• SHIRISHM123 says:

  September 4, 2007 at 5:02 pm

  Really good joke to measure penis size for fitting matching condom it is like vegina elastic fits anysize anywehere.–shirishm1234
• Pinkey says:

  September 4, 2007 at 9:20 pm

  thats nasty and funny…and nasty
• funforall says:

  September 20, 2007 at 4:09 pm

  jus complete funi shitt
• RoRo says:

  September 25, 2007 at 9:52 pm

  thats revoltin but funnny all at the same time? she practically screwd a fence!
• michelle says:

  September 27, 2007 at 10:39 am

  hah! That’s funni!
• betcha by golly says:

  October 16, 2007 at 9:40 am

  NASTY
• Sniper_dogg says:

  March 16, 2009 at 2:46 am

  Hillarious! Superb Stuff!