Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was [...]
Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

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i loved it?:))))
lmao Very funny
omg that was awsome
It seems like all the guys have died aweful,except the one in the refrigirator-thats lekker!
even st.peter must have enjoyed this
that was really funny it brought tears to my eyes cause im in the libray and i cant make a sound 10 points!!!!!!!!
funny 1 rythr!
a day ago an ant said to elphant would you like to have sex with me
omg that was a funnnnnnnnny twist wow!!!!!!!
Very nice!
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. VERY FUNY. I HAVE TO POST THAT UP.
Now thats a classic!
ha ha ha… must be pretty hard explanation to do… St peter must have really enjoyed his version of the story.
omg i read this in the middle of my college biology class and i almost cried because it was so hard not to laugh
simply amazing
good one……..
HHA really funny dude
old
what a stupid joke ?
… though it sounds old., i can’t help but…. laugh out loud!!! haha nice one
Very Hilarious indeed. You made my day dude
.. laughed after long on a joke…!
hahaha lollll great didnt sound old to meh
LMAO! Does anyone have a “paint by numbers” instruction manual?
it’s very long and old
this lekker fo sho. i think th huz sld hv bn booted out of th pearly gates tho lol.
awesome.
OMG THS SHUD B RATED S THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TYM LMAOEST
lol lol, ayyyyy thats funny hey.
Dats ril funny,i op st Peter wnt judge in da sence. Vry creative of u.
yah guys u say truth ………………..it was awesome yaar ………i liked it very much ………….it was the funniest joke i have ever read………………….
that was just too funny,but its for those who can understand
very very funny.. awesome
loveed it never laugh at skool so hard at skool be4
wow i heard this joke before but diffrent less details
the was this guy hu realy lyk gls bt th problm is th he cant a proch or propos nd cose im veiry freindy i wrote wat he must say to tht gl nd wat i said iz tht”‘hai” nd he sad”no it me hu sappose to say tht” LOL
if u ddnt laugh mayb u dnt understand english or u were the guy in the fridge.ha!
OMG that was funny…
it was rd , i’ve heard betta doe ! : ) <3
omfg this is amazing y’all need to make more like this hahaha XD
thatis a dope joke
very cool and funny.nice job
Wow…what a cool story, but I want to know more about the story though…
i think the first man deserve to be in hell, since he killed an innocent person, this is really funny!!!!
Glad you folks like this one.
hahah funny
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Great joke indeed. Wish u could complete it. . .lol
wow u rocked me.i really laughed my lungs out.
ha ha ha nice jokes..
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!now thx just funnyyyy!!!!u made my day…………………..
Best ever read joe. Very lively and funny
am laughing so hard, am falling from ma chair