NASCAR Career Summary For Dale Jr
A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. A NASCAR Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt Jr. is doing. The bartender says "Dale Jr is in 35th, not doing so well". The man's dog jumps up, and runs around
the barstool 35 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 15th!" The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 15 times. A couple laps later, the bartender excitedly says "Earnhardt is up to 2nd!" after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 2 more times...
The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Dale Jr. wins?"
"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 3 years!"
What'd You Think?
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Didn’t need to know who Dale Jr was to get that joke
Plis help me, this is the first joke in this site that I can’t get it! Help me…somebdy?
Dale Earnhardt Jr. is a NASCAR driver, a very popular one amongst the beer drinkers, who pretty much sucks and never wins a race.
well i dint get tht one too at the first time…emm OK
I guess being a good racer doesn’t run in the family…
I think i ve 2 be really drunk 2 laugh to dis joke.
garbage
This is so messed up. My family loves him. Noone should make fun of him. They all expect him to live up to his dad. He might not drive as well but you have to remember that he lost his dad. I would get tyred of being compared to mine.
Cant get it!
hey come on leave Dale jr alone. Whether he wins or not he has more money than all of us could carry.
@Duncan S: then he should have chosen a different profession.