My Wife Has No Sense Of Humor
So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?”
“No.” She answered.
I said, “Is that your final answer?”
“Yes.” She replied.
So I said, “I’d like to phone a friend.”
That’s the last thing I remember…
What'd You Think?
(87 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
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October 9th, 2007 at 10:21 am
i thought this was funny
October 9th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
nice
October 9th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
sucks 0_0
October 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
that is the funniest joke i have ever heard
October 9th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
ehhh it was okay
October 9th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
I dont get it
October 10th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
lame.
October 10th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Boy, tough crowd. Heh.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
I like sex.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
I like sex. But there is nothing Funny about that.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
That was so funny I forgot to laugh
October 11th, 2007 at 8:57 am
He “wanted” to call a freind :]. Not sure if he really did though I doubt it from the title.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:37 am
that jokes was stupid and made not alot of sense and I did not like it at ALL!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I don’t think its funny *_*
October 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
this joke can suck my balls
October 13th, 2007 at 12:18 am
that was funny,ya boy for real, i wonder !
October 15th, 2007 at 6:10 am
dude give me a nudge so i can laugh next tym.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:04 am
yea. uh the ppl who r like “oh haha i forgot to laugh” r pretty gay. yea. just wanted to let u guys know. ur homosexual. :/
October 17th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
haha I found that rather amusing.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:42 am
it was ok but it didnt make me laugh
October 18th, 2007 at 9:05 am
hahahaha!! that was funny!!!
October 21st, 2007 at 12:45 am
word
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 am
I think it’s was funny !!! , she really doesn’t have a sense of humor … HA HA HA ( it’s funny)
October 26th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
It’s funny
October 27th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
OMG u people r RETARDED!!!!!! lol that was net very funny but my gay friend here thought it was and that is Dania Knotek!!! lol i hate her
October 29th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
it could bw funnier
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:30 am
i do not get it
November 4th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
lol that was funny and for those of u who thought is was not yall have no sense of humor I’d like 2 c u come up with a better joke.
November 8th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
hehehehe-that is the problem with wives, not women, once you marry a woman, the idea that a laugh in accordance to something that either questions or compromises their sense of security is instantly serious-so if you want a sex life in marriage, your gonna have to call that friend… Good luck with lightening the mood for the next one!
November 9th, 2007 at 11:17 am
That was pretty funny! It made me chuckle!
November 11th, 2007 at 11:01 am
hehe
November 12th, 2007 at 5:31 am
these jokes just happen to be the ….. worst ever i hope your proud who ever made these. mayb you should do everyone a favour and jump of a bridge you fat lil man.
November 15th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
That was funny but kinda stupid.
November 16th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
if you can’t get around what’s the point???
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…..
that was really funny mani wuz lmao well hit me lata sweetie!!!
November 28th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
didnt get it
December 5th, 2007 at 11:04 am
it was aight
January 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
laaammmmeeee
L A M E !
May 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am
was not funny 4 nuttin