My Wife Has No Sense Of Humor
So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?”
“No.” She answered.
I said, “Is that your final answer?”
“Yes.” She replied.
So I said, “I’d like to phone a friend.”
That’s the last thing I remember…
What'd You Think?
(128 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)
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i thought this was funny
nice
sucks 0_0
that is the funniest joke i have ever heard
ehhh it was okay
I dont get it
lame.
Boy, tough crowd. Heh.
I like sex.
I like sex. But there is nothing Funny about that.
That was so funny I forgot to laugh
He “wanted” to call a freind :]. Not sure if he really did though I doubt it from the title.
that jokes was stupid and made not alot of sense and I did not like it at ALL!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t think its funny *_*
this joke can suck my balls
that was funny,ya boy for real, i wonder !
dude give me a nudge so i can laugh next tym.
yea. uh the ppl who r like “oh haha i forgot to laugh” r pretty gay. yea. just wanted to let u guys know. ur homosexual. :/
haha I found that rather amusing.
it was ok but it didnt make me laugh
hahahaha!! that was funny!!!
word
I think it’s was funny !!! , she really doesn’t have a sense of humor … HA HA HA ( it’s funny)
It’s funny
OMG u people r RETARDED!!!!!! lol that was net very funny but my gay friend here thought it was and that is Dania Knotek!!! lol i hate her
it could bw funnier
i do not get it
lol that was funny and for those of u who thought is was not yall have no sense of humor I’d like 2 c u come up with a better joke.
hehehehe-that is the problem with wives, not women, once you marry a woman, the idea that a laugh in accordance to something that either questions or compromises their sense of security is instantly serious-so if you want a sex life in marriage, your gonna have to call that friend… Good luck with lightening the mood for the next one!
That was pretty funny! It made me chuckle!
hehe
these jokes just happen to be the ….. worst ever i hope your proud who ever made these. mayb you should do everyone a favour and jump of a bridge you fat lil man.
That was funny but kinda stupid.
if you can’t get around what’s the point???
mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…..
that was really funny mani wuz lmao well hit me lata sweetie!!!
didnt get it
it was aight
laaammmmeeee
L A M E !
was not funny 4 nuttin
that suked balls
You go and call that friend. Just remember that when you go to work I am the phone-a-friend lifeline for your wife. Maybe if you were not always trying to make stupid jokes she would stop seeing me and therefore want you more…
This was alright just try and be more original.
Very funny but y only gal y not a guy
That’s IS a funny joke. It’s based on “CONTEXT”
It’s called an education people. Get one.
You’re all a little too judgmental.
It’s also important to put yourself in his ladies position to understand the “CONTEXT” of why she didn’t find it laughable. This is something we can’t do, for obvious reasons (maybe not obvious enough: we’re NOT HER). So, the only CONTEXT in which we can judge this joke is from our perspective which, in my opinion, is quite funny.
Congratulations sir, you are funny! And, unfortunately, you’re correct that your wife has no sense of humor lol
but who needs women? apparently half the people that comment on this website homosexuals!
XD
hahahahs.. good one
Hehehe, that’s very funny! I’d laugh if I was your wife!