My Stomach Hurts
A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum.
The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
“What’s the matter hun?” asked his wife. “Did I hurt you?”
“No,” replies the man, “but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders.”
What'd You Think?
(84 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
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October 18th, 2007 at 1:07 am
lol thats a good one
October 18th, 2007 at 4:32 am
Damn funny!
October 18th, 2007 at 8:53 am
ohboy,
it took me like 10 minutes to get that..
BUT its a really good joke.
-silly me-
October 18th, 2007 at 11:14 am
that waz hilarious
October 18th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
lmao, that was awesome
October 18th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Kinda creepy but funny
October 18th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
October 19th, 2007 at 6:59 am
that took me and my friend ages and ages to understand…
but when we finally got it we were laughing for so long…
hehehe =D
October 19th, 2007 at 11:08 am
uh i really didn’t think it was that funny…
October 19th, 2007 at 11:09 am
but o well!
October 19th, 2007 at 11:09 am
October 19th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
lol.that waz the funniest joke ever.
October 20th, 2007 at 12:42 am
That was so innapropriate, I had to wash my eyes, for reading that!
October 21st, 2007 at 5:15 am
too funny.. that one made me burst out laughing.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 am
ha! that’s so gross but somehow i can’t stop laughing!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Umm, i dont get it, could someone please explain
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:57 pm
he got taken up da arse by da docta! duh
October 24th, 2007 at 5:04 am
off the hook!!!!!
October 25th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
I’ve heard way better…not that clever…
October 26th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Too funny!!¡¡
October 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
haha ; )
October 28th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
my mouth is like stuck open!
im laffing so hard
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:45 am
thats an old as joke but still a lil funny
November 4th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
awsome
November 8th, 2007 at 12:06 am
i dont get it im sure its funny
November 17th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
uh? eew,,yuck,,
November 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
dats funny
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Its damn funny. Good show. Keep it up
January 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Suprise buttsecks!
February 14th, 2008 at 11:54 am
that was just disgusting and really not funny atall anyone who found that funny needs to read a proper joke
February 26th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
That was the first joke on this site that actually made my jaw drop. That was freakin great. XD
May 14th, 2008 at 11:42 am
hahaha he got butt rape by his doctor eww b careful u guys wen u go to da doctor watch ur behind