My Stomach Hurts


A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum.

The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

Suddenly the man screams in disgust.

“What’s the matter hun?” asked his wife. “Did I hurt you?”

“No,” replies the man, “but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders.”

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32 Responses to “My Stomach Hurts”

  1. Sir-rns Says:

    lol thats a good one

  2. Jazz Says:

    Damn funny!

  3. Jesus. Says:

    ohboy,
    it took me like 10 minutes to get that..

    BUT its a really good joke.

    -silly me-

  4. lil chunty Says:

    that waz hilarious

  5. Moose Says:

    lmao, that was awesome

  6. Pinkey Says:

    Kinda creepy but funny

  7. lauren Says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

  8. alix Says:

    that took me and my friend ages and ages to understand…
    but when we finally got it we were laughing for so long…
    hehehe =D

  9. Sally Says:

    uh i really didn’t think it was that funny… :(

  10. Sally Says:

    but o well!

  11. Sally Says:

    :)

  12. jazzy Says:

    lol.that waz the funniest joke ever.

  13. Joe Says:

    That was so innapropriate, I had to wash my eyes, for reading that!

  14. Julie Says:

    too funny.. that one made me burst out laughing.

  15. girlie Says:

    ha! that’s so gross but somehow i can’t stop laughing!

  16. Alex Says:

    Umm, i dont get it, could someone please explain

  17. 666satanist666 Says:

    he got taken up da arse by da docta! duh

  18. ntsie Says:

    off the hook!!!!!

  19. blah Says:

    I’ve heard way better…not that clever…

  20. Jes McLovin' Says:

    Too funny!!¡¡

  21. omg Says:

    haha ; )

  22. Alisha Says:

    my mouth is like stuck open!
    im laffing so hard

  23. [krazy] Says:

    thats an old as joke but still a lil funny

  24. joedirt#1 Says:

    awsome

  25. ZOZO Says:

    i dont get it im sure its funny

  26. cupcake Says:

    uh? eew,,yuck,,

  27. 123 Says:

    dats funny

  28. MCJ Says:

    Its damn funny. Good show. Keep it up

  29. Blixtev Says:

    Suprise buttsecks!

  30. layla Says:

    that was just disgusting and really not funny atall anyone who found that funny needs to read a proper joke

  31. TheOne Says:

    That was the first joke on this site that actually made my jaw drop. That was freakin great. XD

  32. yari Says:

    hahaha he got butt rape by his doctor eww b careful u guys wen u go to da doctor watch ur behind

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