My Stomach Hurts
A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum.
The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter hun?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
What'd You Think?
(155 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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lol thats a good one
Damn funny!
ohboy,
it took me like 10 minutes to get that..
BUT its a really good joke.
-silly me-
that waz hilarious
lmao, that was awesome
Kinda creepy but funny
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
that took me and my friend ages and ages to understand…
but when we finally got it we were laughing for so long…
hehehe =D
uh i really didn’t think it was that funny…
but o well!
lol.that waz the funniest joke ever.
That was so innapropriate, I had to wash my eyes, for reading that!
too funny.. that one made me burst out laughing.
ha! that’s so gross but somehow i can’t stop laughing!
Umm, i dont get it, could someone please explain
he got taken up da arse by da docta! duh
off the hook!!!!!
I’ve heard way better…not that clever…
Too funny!!¡¡
haha ; )
my mouth is like stuck open!
im laffing so hard
thats an old as joke but still a lil funny
awsome
i dont get it im sure its funny
uh? eew,,yuck,,
dats funny
Its damn funny. Good show. Keep it up
Suprise buttsecks!
that was just disgusting and really not funny atall anyone who found that funny needs to read a proper joke
That was the first joke on this site that actually made my jaw drop. That was freakin great. XD
hahaha he got butt rape by his doctor eww b careful u guys wen u go to da doctor watch ur behind
That other Joe up there from 2007 is gay! ha ha it looks like no one has been on this website for a while… But this joke was funny. That guy got screwed…
if this helps JT feel somehow better/replies about this, then i’d give u points.
funnyy
Ughh, talk about loading the cannon!!
lol hahahahahaha that was soooooooooo funny lol
HAHA!!! That took me a couple seconds to understand!!! HAHA!!! Great Joke….And Yea…
Nobody has been on this site for a while…..Must suck O_O
i didnt quite expect that but it wuz hilarious! hahahaha! lmao!
datz y u dont go to da hospitals in san francisco, ca
I suprised to read the last sentence of the husband, eww..but this one is cool, I like it:p. Btw…what’s wrong with san fransisco hospital? Tell me..
oh my that was so hilarios!!!
PPPPPP
foclmsao!dat was a good joke, cant wait to share dat one
Its under dirty jokes its spose to be Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hilarious
hahaha….