My Car!

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, [...]

My Car!

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My Car! was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 2:20 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Not So Bad , Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners , Who’s Nut? , No Jail Time Please , Honest Lawyer .

4 Comments to “My Car!”

• drake says:

  March 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm

  i dont get it
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm

  What’s a rolex?
• Awesome Fan says:

  August 23, 2010 at 3:31 am

  Rolex is an expensive watch. The joke is trying to say that even though the lawyer love his arm, he care more for his watch
• Awesome Fan says:

  August 23, 2010 at 3:31 am

  Rolex is an expensive watch. The joke is trying to say that even though the lawyer lose his arm, he care more for his watch