My Car!

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And, my God man, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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My Car! was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 2:20 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Not So Bad , Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners , Who’s Nut? , No Jail Time Please , Honest Lawyer .