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	<title>Comments on: Murphy&#8217;s Logic</title>
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		<title>By: Aladdin</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/murphys-logic.html/comment-page-1#comment-26273</link>
		<dc:creator>Aladdin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey guys,...... SHAWN must B GAY!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys,&#8230;&#8230; SHAWN must B GAY!</p>
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		<title>By: shawn</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/murphys-logic.html/comment-page-1#comment-25288</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS
THAT WAS HILARIOUS</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS<br />
THAT WAS HILARIOUS</p>
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		<title>By: ava</title>
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		<dc:creator>ava</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dat was the most boring joke eva!!!!!, did they run out of jokes or sumthng?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dat was the most boring joke eva!!!!!, did they run out of jokes or sumthng?</p>
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		<title>By: tackett</title>
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		<dc:creator>tackett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that was frigin stupid whoever wrote that is stupid</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that was frigin stupid whoever wrote that is stupid</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It mainly uses the law of detachment</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It mainly uses the law of detachment</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nvm scratch the first part</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nvm scratch the first part</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Although it has been years seance anyone commented on this, if you understand basic logic and conditional statements it is funny here is the mathematical formula for being gay: 

If you have a dog, then you have children
if you have children, then you have a wife
if you have a wife. then you are heterosexual.
If you do not have a dog, then you are gay.

in symbols:
D = you have a dog
C = you have children
W = you have a wife
H = you are heterosexual
G= You are Gay

D --&gt; C
C--&gt; W
W--&gt;H

if you have a dog you are heterosexual:

D--&gt;H 

If you do not have a dog, then you are not heterosexual:

~D--&gt; ~H 

If you are not hetero sexual you are gay

~H--&gt; G</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Although it has been years seance anyone commented on this, if you understand basic logic and conditional statements it is funny here is the mathematical formula for being gay: </p>
<p>If you have a dog, then you have children<br />
if you have children, then you have a wife<br />
if you have a wife. then you are heterosexual.<br />
If you do not have a dog, then you are gay.</p>
<p>in symbols:<br />
D = you have a dog<br />
C = you have children<br />
W = you have a wife<br />
H = you are heterosexual<br />
G= You are Gay</p>
<p>D &#8211;&gt; C<br />
C&#8211;&gt; W<br />
W&#8211;&gt;H</p>
<p>if you have a dog you are heterosexual:</p>
<p>D&#8211;&gt;H </p>
<p>If you do not have a dog, then you are not heterosexual:</p>
<p>~D&#8211;&gt; ~H </p>
<p>If you are not hetero sexual you are gay</p>
<p>~H&#8211;&gt; G</p>
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		<title>By: patty flores</title>
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		<dc:creator>patty flores</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Its ok I guess....heard better though</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its ok I guess&#8230;.heard better though</p>
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		<title>By: carbonferum</title>
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		<dc:creator>carbonferum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha.. For those who don&#039;t get it:

have dog=&gt;have children=&gt;have wife=&gt;heterosexual
therefore the logic is:

have dog=&gt;heterosexual

not have dog =&gt; not heterosexual =&gt; homosexual =&gt; gay
no dog =&gt; gay 

that&#039;s logic.. haha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha.. For those who don&#8217;t get it:</p>
<p>have dog=&gt;have children=&gt;have wife=&gt;heterosexual<br />
therefore the logic is:</p>
<p>have dog=&gt;heterosexual</p>
<p>not have dog =&gt; not heterosexual =&gt; homosexual =&gt; gay<br />
no dog =&gt; gay </p>
<p>that&#8217;s logic.. haha</p>
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		<title>By: tsion sifue</title>
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		<dc:creator>tsion sifue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that wasn&#039;t funny not even close.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that wasn&#8217;t funny not even close.</p>
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