Murphy’s Logic
One day Murphy was outside and was mowing his grass when a big moving truck pulled in the driveway next to his. Knowing that no one lives there he figures that he is getting new nieghbor's. He finishes up his grass and the neighbor's are unloading the truck he walks up to the fence and [...]
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Oh, well, it was funny, but not the best of the jokes.
that was gay!
started off good, but didn’t end well!
menshumor.com………..coming soon!
The end was really bad
if u think the end was bad then you didnt get the joke…
it was funny
Agreed, a joke can’t start good and finish bad, its either funny or not and it was funny!
kind of ok but don’t like it stupiddddd
I dont get it, so the penis makes lawnmowers look bad?
Yea, it started out okay, then end could’ve been better though.
zzzzzzzzzzzz……..boring…
it would be funnier if he said “fag!”
instead of “youre gay”
that was a “gay” gay joke.
…..i expected a bit more
bleh. . . mo, you’re right, “fag” would be funnier.
i thought it wud b funny but its gay
wake me up when it gets better
that wasnt funny at all!!!!!
i was smiling waiting for it to get funny but nthin happened
that was so not funny
its ok
crappy sh*t
SUCKED B@LLS AND THEY COULD HAVE BEEN WAY BETTER STARTED ENDED REALLY SH*TTY. WOULDA BEEN WAY BETTER IF THEY USED FAG NOT “GAY” AND IF MURPHY HAD SAW HIS NEIGHBOR THROUGH THE WINDOW F*CKIN ANOTHER DUDE !!
It was logical to assume that the ending would be a drag…
I rd logic..ummm….luks lyk ur retarded
Buy yourself a brain
Tim sucks balls!! =) ha ha
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahah
not to be mean but that wasnt that funny
that wasn’t funny not even close.
haha.. For those who don’t get it:
have dog=>have children=>have wife=>heterosexual
therefore the logic is:
have dog=>heterosexual
not have dog => not heterosexual => homosexual => gay
no dog => gay
that’s logic.. haha
Its ok I guess….heard better though
Although it has been years seance anyone commented on this, if you understand basic logic and conditional statements it is funny here is the mathematical formula for being gay:
If you have a dog, then you have children
if you have children, then you have a wife
if you have a wife. then you are heterosexual.
If you do not have a dog, then you are gay.
in symbols:
D = you have a dog
C = you have children
W = you have a wife
H = you are heterosexual
G= You are Gay
D –> C
C–> W
W–>H
if you have a dog you are heterosexual:
D–>H
If you do not have a dog, then you are not heterosexual:
~D–> ~H
If you are not hetero sexual you are gay
~H–> G
Nvm scratch the first part
It mainly uses the law of detachment
that was frigin stupid whoever wrote that is stupid
dat was the most boring joke eva!!!!!, did they run out of jokes or sumthng?
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS
THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Hey guys,…… SHAWN must B GAY!