Murphy’s Logic
One day Murphy was outside and was mowing his grass when a big moving truck pulled in the driveway next to his. Knowing that no one lives there he figures that he is getting new nieghbor’s. He finishes up his grass and the neighbor’s are unloading the truck he walks up to the fence and says hello, I’m Murphy and I live next door. Well the guy sets down the box that he is carrying and says “good to meet you Murphy I, am Tim”.
Well the two of them got to talking and Murphy asked Tim what he did for a living. Tim thought for a moment and proclaimed proudly that “I deal with logic.” Murphy, looking dumbfounded, said “what?” Tim offered Murphy an example.
Murphy said “allright.” Tim said, “Do you have a dog? Murphy replied “yea, I have a dog”. Tim then stated “Well then it is logical to assume that you have children.” Murphy said that is right, I have 2. Tim then stated “if you have 2 kids then it is logical to assume that you have a wife.” Murphy said “Yea, 10 years now!” Tim said “well then its logical to assume that you are a “heterosexual.” Tim, astonished, said “Wow, that’s right!”
Well later that day Murphy came across his other neighbor Jim and Jim said “Hey, I see you have a new neighbor.” Murphy stated “Yea, he’s very interesting too.” Jim says “what do you mean?” “Well, Murphy stated he has the most interesting job.” Jim said “What is it?” “Murphy says he deals with logic.” Jim said “Logic.. what?” “That’s what I said” stated Murphy. “Well let me give you an example.”
Murphy said “Jim, do you have a dog?” Jim said “Now you know I dont have no dog.” So Murphy pondered this for a minute and said “You’re gay!”
What'd You Think?




December 8th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Oh, well, it was funny, but not the best of the jokes.
December 18th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
that was gay!
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
started off good, but didn’t end well!
menshumor.com………..coming soon!
January 12th, 2008 at 7:42 am
The end was really bad
January 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
if u think the end was bad then you didnt get the joke…
it was funny
January 30th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Agreed, a joke can’t start good and finish bad, its either funny or not and it was funny!
February 19th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
kind of ok but don’t like it stupiddddd
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I dont get it, so the penis makes lawnmowers look bad?
March 30th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Yea, it started out okay, then end could’ve been better though.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 am
zzzzzzzzzzzz……..boring…
April 18th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
it would be funnier if he said “fag!”
instead of “youre gay”
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
that was a “gay” gay joke.
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
…..i expected a bit more
May 5th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
bleh. . . mo, you’re right, “fag” would be funnier.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:52 am
i thought it wud b funny but its gay
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
wake me up when it gets better
July 21st, 2008 at 8:34 pm
that wasnt funny at all!!!!!
i was smiling waiting for it to get funny but nthin happened
August 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
that was so not funny
August 21st, 2008 at 1:24 pm
its ok
August 29th, 2008 at 12:40 am
crappy sh*t