Mr. T Facts
In response to the overwhelming popularity of our Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer facts, we now give you... dun dun dun... Mr. T Facts. This dude is bad, but batter than Chuck and Jack? Seems like all the cool kids are getting their own facts, what about us? Eh, at any rate... I pity the [...]
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DAMN you are so right… i do pity the one who reads this. I’m at work now doing nothing but even I don’t feel like reading it…
lol-funny
Only Mr T and his toothbrush tank can pity me now!!
That is funny some of them i did not get but that’s ok cuz the ones that i did get were funny anyways.
I pity you take so much time, i wasted so much time and a queue of fools to waste time on this
damn
sod it!! I pity the bast**d hu reads all that sh*t!! (I pity the fool!)
wtf wot twat sat down and read all of that!
not me got through about three no good what soever
i pity the s.o.b who took his time to write this. and i pity myself coz i was a fool to read all that. it was funny…..lol
fools…
i pity them.
I pity the fools who didnt read this and then commented.
QUIT YOUR JIBBA JABBA FOOLS YOU ARNT COOL YOU ARE PATHETIC.
I PITY ALL THE FOOLS WHO DID NOT HEAR THIS JOKE:
MR T AND CHUCK NORRIS WALKED INTO A BAR.
THE BAR WAS INSTANTLY DESTROID AS NOTHING COULD CONTAIN THAT AMOUNT OF AWESOMNES.
lOUIS OUT SUCKAS!
yo i pity the fool who hasn’t played runescape
pity a fool who thinks hes cool like you!
To all the fools out there…
I PITY YOU SUCKAS! YOU PATHETIC!
“Mr. T puts the ‘T’ in pity. Without the ‘T’ it would just be piy – and that’s just plain silly.” i has a suggestion 4 that fact. were it ses “that’s just plain silly.” it should be “and thats just jibba-jabba.”
This is great. I needed something to make my day. LOVE YOU MR.T
Thanks for the jokes
Funny Fuuny
:D:D
Alot of good ones. Though a few really really bad ones.
chuck norris can kick mr t’s ass. once chuck norris put humpty dumpty back together only to round house kick him to the throat.
If Mr T pities fools, what does he think of idiots, noobs, morons and a-holes?
Mr T can survive death
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Mr T bit the body off a whale in a single bite
I PITY THE FOOLS WHO STILL PLAY RUNESCAPE! …ownag3
there is no sun, just mr t’s gold chains
the aztecs corrected mr t……..ONCE
Even if Mr T loses he still wins
The average human has a higher chance of being pitied by mr. t at least once in his or her life than being born with legs
Mr T appeared as a background extra and won Best Actor award
Mr T can achieve Godhood with the words “please” and “thank you”
What about this one:
Mr.T once challenged weegee to a staring contest. And won.
Mr. T and the rest of the “A-Team” were disqualified and kicked off the show “Junk Yard Wars” for violating the saftey rules and building a fully functional M1A1 Abram Main battle tank, when all they needed to build was a steam-powered catapult.
Everything Mr T touches turns into Multi-Platinum
this is the fukin shizzzz man
Mr T is my best friend he loves me till the earth explodes he took me to see the wookies and i learned there lanuage and i PITY ALLL OF THE FOOLS WHO READ THIS DUMASS WEBSITE
and i live in MRT’s room on the floor YOUR ALL WANABEES THE WOOKIES ALSO TOUGHT ME HOW TO PITTY YOU FOOLS I PITTY YOU GOD AND ALL WHO BELIVE IN HIM
I PITY FOR FOOOOOOOOLS
I AM MR T’S CHILD I AM NOT BLACK THE SUN JUST PITYES ME TO MUCH AND I LOOK BLACK AND IF YOU SAY IM BLACK THEN MR T WILL COME KICK YOUR YOUNG LITTLE BUTTS OUT OF THIS WORLD AND INTO THE SUN. ME AND MY DADDEY LIKE TO PITY THE SUN!!!
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