Mounted Police
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," Little Johnny said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, he said "Next [...]
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that s really dumb and stupid
that was ok
Hey guys~ THAT WAS FUNNY! and cute xD
Smart Johnny ;p.
that was boober funi
i hate smartmouth kidz lol
thats hella funny i love smartmouth kids
ooooo the police got dissed by little johnny
i dont get it. oh now i get it.he was calling the police a weiner
lmao
ur all a bunch of losers the lot of ya, honestly, there r some stupid ppl in this world but ur all f#@ked
wot is a weiner?????????????????????????
U KNOW WAT JIM F*** YOU!
The cop just had to see that one coming. Besides bikes don’t have to have licenses!
I hear a better version of that… insted of the ending as that i heard it went…
Well tell santa that the dick goes under the horse not on top of it.
It might be bedder if he said the ass gos in the back not the top
Smart ass stupid f@#k of a cop
i heard it before, with d*ck part
way to go kid…. i don’t blame you and i’m a ex-jockey for real
seriously u guys r real idiots if u didnt get that one.probably half of u dont even no what a weiner is because ur all retards.i probably neew what a weiner was in the first grade.
that was freakin hilarious
omG…funny