Mounted Police


There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

“Nice bike,” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yep,” Little Johnny said, “he sure did!”

The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, he said “Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.”

To which Little Johnny replied, “nice horse you got their sir, did Santa bring it to you?” “Yea, He sure did,” said the cop.

Looking up at the cop, with the most serious little boy tone, Johnny retorted, “Next year tell Santa to put the weiner underneath the horse instead of on top of it!” and peddled off down the road.

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13 Responses to “Mounted Police”

  1. lisa f pugh Says:

    that s really dumb and stupid

  2. Amy Says:

    that was ok

  3. Will Says:

    Hey guys~ THAT WAS FUNNY! and cute xD

  4. Emily Says:

    Smart Johnny ;p.

  5. funforall Says:

    that was boober funi

  6. laughinoutloud Says:

    i hate smartmouth kidz lol

  7. Lil Chunty Says:

    thats hella funny i love smartmouth kids

  8. Lizzie Says:

    ooooo the police got dissed by little johnny

  9. domonique Says:

    i dont get it. oh now i get it.he was calling the police a weiner

  10. isabella Says:

    lmao

  11. jim Says:

    ur all a bunch of losers the lot of ya, honestly, there r some stupid ppl in this world but ur all f#@ked

  12. dirtyjokemad Says:

    wot is a weiner?????????????????????????

  13. A girl Says:

    U KNOW WAT JIM F*** YOU!

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