Mounted Police


There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

“Nice bike,” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yep,” Little Johnny said, “he sure did!”

The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, he said “Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.”

To which Little Johnny replied, “nice horse you got their sir, did Santa bring it to you?” “Yea, He sure did,” said the cop.

Looking up at the cop, with the most serious little boy tone, Johnny retorted, “Next year tell Santa to put the weiner underneath the horse instead of on top of it!” and peddled off down the road.

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Mounted Police was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 16th, 2007 at 5:56 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Nude Driver Accused Of Trying To Run Down Troopers In Truck,  Knock Knock #21,  Backseat Driver,  Drunk Thief,  Knock Knock #8.


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13 Responses to “Mounted Police”

  1. lisa f pugh Says:
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    that s really dumb and stupid

  2. Amy Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    that was ok

  3. Will Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 6:15 am

    Hey guys~ THAT WAS FUNNY! and cute xD

  4. Emily Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Smart Johnny ;p.

  5. funforall Says:
    September 21st, 2007 at 3:10 am

    that was boober funi

  6. laughinoutloud Says:
    October 14th, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    i hate smartmouth kidz lol

  7. Lil Chunty Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    thats hella funny i love smartmouth kids

  8. Lizzie Says:
    October 31st, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    ooooo the police got dissed by little johnny

  9. domonique Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 11:44 pm

    i dont get it. oh now i get it.he was calling the police a weiner

  10. isabella Says:
    November 19th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    lmao

  11. jim Says:
    November 24th, 2007 at 11:02 am

    ur all a bunch of losers the lot of ya, honestly, there r some stupid ppl in this world but ur all f#@ked

  12. dirtyjokemad Says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    wot is a weiner?????????????????????????

  13. A girl Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    U KNOW WAT JIM F*** YOU!

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