Mounted Police

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," Little Johnny said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, he said "Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it."

To which Little Johnny replied, "nice horse you got their sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yea, He sure did," said the cop.

Looking up at the cop, with the most serious little boy tone, Johnny retorted, "Next year tell Santa to put the weiner underneath the horse instead of on top of it!" and peddled off down the road.


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Mounted Police was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 16th, 2007 at 5:56 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Blonde’s Police Application , Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer , Christmas Morning , Nice Bycicle , Hiking .


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