Mother Worries Noise From Jackhammers May Harm Her Unborn Child
Mellissa Williamson, a resident of Roanoke Virginia, has had enough. Seems the sound of jackhammers from road construction is driving her crazy - in fact it's so bad she worries about the effects the noise may have on her unborn baby. Nevermind the cigarette in her hand. Oops.

Isn't that ironic, don't you think? Yea it's old news, but may have been overlooked. There's just not enough emphasis placed on protecting your child from loud noises, might cause birth defects and cancer and stuff ya know...

(69 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Of Course the jack hammers are whats going to hurt the baby! The baby is gonna come out w/ smoke comin out its ears and lung cancer, but its gonna b the jackhammers that caused it! uh huh…
shes crazy sound wont affect a baby but that cigarette in her will.
Complete dumb ass
Lol, this is funny
then she can just pay taxes herself to fix stuff around town differently. idiot.
thats the luv of mother, no one in world can harm her children but only she can.
That is so dumb…
But consdering this my mum has had 4 kidz and thats were shes stopping but she smoked ciggarettes all threw every pregnancy and it says that smoking with being pregnant the baby may have some sort of deffects.But as im the eldest child i can personally say that none of her 4 children has had any sort of deffects.
To the response from jessica on October 3, 2007. Are you sure there were no deffects from your mother smoking? Based on the above response it may have been illiteracy.
Amen, sister!
In response to T & Tara, I would say that your are truly 100% correct in your assessment of Jessica. Pregnant smoker begat other dumbass pregnant smokers. And that’s why they’re all waterheads.
wow ya thats not very dumb at all that kid will be brilliant and will have all of its limbs….
Sad but true that most people would sooner place blame on an external, more than likely unconcerned party, than to look in the mirror. But there is some viability in the argument that very loud noises can cause problems for an embryo (though at the late stage of pregnancy this photo exhibits… inconceivable.)
The idea behind it is that the vibrations caused by the given sound my be enough to move a gene or two during recombination of the DNA. Granted that it would take a much stronger source of sound to do this. Sound, after all, is energy; and should be treated the same way as you would any other form (light, electric, kinetic.)Its slightly likely that this woman had heard of some speculation on the matter and truly did fear for her child; though her area of residence speaks for itself… (speaking from the point of view of one who has lived in such parts of America)
Oh, and Jessica dear… if you were trying to convey the sarcastic message of “Smoking will screw you up!” well done! If not… please learn how to use spell check when posting online, lest your opinions on matters at hand will be somewhat less than enthusiastic of your cause.
Mmhmm, sorry but I dont think its your job to judge other people like Jessica and that “joke” was pretty lame
This is ridiculous. I actually live in Roanoke, VA and it’s embarrasing to know that people this stupid live so close.
heh…nevermind the cigarrette…i bet it’s gonna be a crack baby
MMHMM IS WRITING A DAMN BOOK LIKE SOME1 GONE READ ALL DAT BULL
she is such a complete idiot!!!
WOW you guys are all fighting over a picture on the enternet… thats funny
Yeah, when her baby’s born without an eye, shes gonna sue the construction company.
LMAO!
Erm, exxcuse Meh, but i’m trying to have a FAG with my UNBORN child in PEACE! Thanks you.
Did anyone stop to think that maybe the article was photoshopped? Ya never know these days
surprised she did’nt have a can of Bud in the other hand.
she so stupid. if she’s concerned why is she standing right next to noise. she should stay at a hotel if her house is close by. oops she can’t she spent all her money on cigarettes
wow this is suppose to be funny and you people are taking it way toooo serious…legalize weed!!!!
A picture can say more then thousand words and she looks completely dumb.
its funny , she thinks the noise will harm the baby but smoking will do mor damage, which shes doing
This is a terrible one not enjoyable at all.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. this is funny . she be real dumb cause she smokin dat cig and also standin next to da noise dat she complainin bout u no dogg. yall all be dumb as sticks
i like doo-doo
she didn’t have a can of beer in the other hand because she wanted to look good in front of the press.
but she probably would have died without the cig. I feel sorry 4 that baby/mutant, growing up w/ her as a mother.
she an idiot those noises arent gona harm her baby she is who knows all the other drugs she does
those dam jackhammers are gonna hurt my baby!!!!…..where are me
smokes! where are me smokes!?!?
lmao i think something else was wraped up in that cig paper becuz she has to be on something to be concerte about jackhammers xD
well haha first of all she does NOT look pregnant at all! she prolly lied so they can stop makin da damn noise i wuld to…..and if ic true, then how would it harm her ” unborn child?” smokin that lucy is harmin her child…..that lady has problems…
Idky but that looks photo shopped 2 me. I bet some dumb hick would do that though
thats just sad…
This was actually in my town. I think they were redoing one of the streets. I laughed my as off when she was on the news too.
This is for everyone that uses photoshop as an excuse to disprove anything they don’t believe to be true…STFU! You don’t know what you’re talking about and saying this doesn’t make you look like an intellectual. Just sayin, I see this way too much