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Three gays are in a spa bath - Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface of the spa. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?" Q: When in Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? A: With [...]
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wow
lol?
these were great. i knew most of them already but none the less, great.
they were funny
Lol wow.. just wow.
First of all, the first one was wrong- It should be ‘Ok, which one of you darlings farted?’ and some of those were so rude, they aren’t funny in the least.
rude and kinda dumb.
a few are funny but otherwise theyre
rude, and harsh
Rude… i’m gay and i take offence!
well… two were funny.. lickalotapus and farted….
one morning i woke up and farted…it smelled like KY Jellie
CUZ I’M GAY!!!
geet it…..
wow kyle you are dumb… i am gay and i took offense to that joke. i don’t find it funny at all and think that you should grow up and get a life.
geet it…
here’s my # if you change your mind about gays and want to “apologise”
1-845-668-1294
Kyle, you forgot to change your name before you replied to your own post…
Hadn’t heard the lickalotopus or megasorass, and those I did find a little funny.
lol kyle ur a dumb ass
they were funny but a bit discriminative towards the gay society not that i promote it but it was rude to some extinct.
only gays understand this and if ur relly gay y would you come an dread these at all if u know ur ganna be offended faggins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don´t get it
you obviously have some repressed desires… is that why you hate gay people so much? because your parents didnt bring you up the right way? It’s kinda funny how gay people are HATED by people like you, all because all they LOVE the same-sex. It’s people like you who are destroying societal norm! Gay people aren’t paedophiles, statistics have proved that… if you get with facts once in a while you may learn something! The majority of the comments made here, are against you! Your pathetic! And as Kyle Bragg said (one of your commenters), Grow up and get a life!
and your fourth joke makes me laugh, because what is funny is that gay people arent the only ones who carry the disease. Women can get it too. And its not just AIDS that is spreadable by sex…. see, another thing you learn!
And “thenat” (whatever the hell that means), gays arent the only (and sometimes even arent) ones who understand this. Oh and another thing, the reason we read this is because the coldhearted loser who wrote these put it up… so obviously someones gunna be offended… It must be a trend that most of the homophobes out there are uneducated, or unjustly brought up by their parents…
Woa rude comments! Joke wasn’t funny
Wow, relaxe! All you tired old queens are getting your jocks in a bunch over a couple of jokes. I’m 100% queer, lighten up and laugh a bit. A joke is a joke, whether it directs towards a stereo type or not.
Really, smile some time. Why be offended by someone you do not know or would ever meet. I support Gay Rights completely, but I also support the rights of great comedians! Ya!
stfu homos
im gay, but these are really funny
i love bein gay!
I guess its all in fun. You have to read them with that in mind, the one about Got Aids Yet was a bit harsh. Remember people die for aids!!
why would you look up gay jokes if youre going to be all butt hurt about it.
Dun dun chhh
im gay and thought they were funny. we like good gay jokes, passes time, lol
uneducated people are not the only people who laugh at these? These are hilariousssssssssssssss…and I have completed my BS in Biochem…and in my 2nd year at UW med. A to the dude who said its a societal norm…Its obviously not a norm! Take a sociology class dumb ass…and if it were natural and normal for people to be gay…then peoples rectums would self lubricate…………………………………Specially if you are into Darwinism
@James:
maybe you ought to take more than A sociology class?? And take human physiology too: a vagina self lubricates less than 50% when ‘in heat’ so to speak and an anus does too:) (far less when slightly aroused or just having sex) without arousal)
And being gay means to be able to LOVE someone of the SAME SEX, not necessarily having sex with such a person. So this includes women too, therefore I wish you’d stop focussing on gay men and anal sex, so many gay men even’t don’t, why then are so many straight men??? And FYI: AIDS has been eradicated in the Western world since a few years now, only in Africa/ASIA does it still exist, where the majority (95%) of the people who are SUFFERING from this disease are STRAIGHT!
The second alinea is meant for all:)
i love gay jokes but i just really didnt find the “got aids yet” to be funny at all
just because you dont like something doesn’t mean its goin to go away , i mean a joke is a joke you shouldnt be ofended by it lol, if you gay and dont want to here it , well then ddont tell jewish jokes or black beople jokes, cuz they dont want to hear it either, i mean if your ok with your sexuality then you should laugh it off hahaha im stright and i have no problems wit gays, there people too and i look at it as you never no who could be gay, your beat friend could, are yoiu going to turn on him or her?
If “NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others,” what’s with the AIDS joke?
What do you say about those who have AIDS because they were raped by someone who gave them the HIV virus?
Good going. Maybe it’ll land in your azz one day.
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gays everywere are offendded from these jokes
not funny
I have AIDS but I find these jokes funny. AIDS, lol. GAIDS, rofl.
Bum my goon juice out of my rape toast.
These jokes are funny, I like laughing at homo’s.
Q: What does GAY stand for?
A: Got Aids Yet?
not good
we should just send gay people into space to start there own colony and see how they end up surviving for two lifetimes. but the only good thing about gays and lesbians is that they give us something to laugh at when real people get bored.
I dont find any of these offensive and im a lickalotopus
wow, old people are so sensitive. Im a teenager, and i think these are all hilarious! xD well most of them, at least. of course im not gay, so maybe thats why im not offended…
love gay jokes, you have to be able to take the piss out of yourself. But there are jokes that are on the edge of a really sensitive subjects that you would just not say, like would you tell jokes about cancer!
I’m Gay im offended by certain jokes but you just laugh at these an pity on the people who wright them cause they have no life. The kind of person who actually writes these joke is a lowlife. But seriously they go way to far on some of these joke like the AIDS joke like said by :ed 95% of people who have Aids are straight. Furthermore If your straight your actually MORE likely to get AIDS.
Up yours Gaylover ya big bummer.
I hope you get a serious strain of super AIDS fired up your wrongun.
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