More One Liner Gay Jokes

Three gays are in a spa bath – Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface of the spa. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: “Ok, which of you two morons farted?”

Q: When in Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: “How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”

Q: What does GAY stand for?
A: Got Aids Yet?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasorass.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopus.

Did you hear about the gay Magician who vanished with a poof?

Q: What’s the favourite pickup line in a gay bar?
A: “May I push your stool in?”

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