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More Male Bashing
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More Male Bashing was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 3:02 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes.
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Women…Click “Wolf Child” and scroll down all the way down to my comment…
So I have only one dislike of the joke. The whole toilet seat thing is wayyyy over done. YOU ARE ALL BIG GIRLS WHY DONT YOU LOOK TO SEE IF THE DAMN TOILET SEAT IS UP OR DOWN BEFORE YOU TURN AROUND AND SIT!?!?!?! WE HAVE TO LIFT THE DAMN SEAT, NOT LIKE YOU LIFT IT BACK UP FOR US AFTER YOU ARE DONE…
God said to Adam…I got good news and bad news…The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain…The bad news is that you only have enough blood to work one at a time…
I heard this joke a long time ago and I really liked it…but I’m not sexist so don’t assume, cuz it makes an ass outta u and me…
damn…I’m bored right now…
*gigling*i feel so offended
brett, is there something wrong with the brain?
whether the seat is up or down, guys can still piss, but women have to sit, im so sorry. but because we have to sit, god blessed us with more brain for our trouble.
oh yea, is there something wrong with your CAPS LOCK?
Jean, AHEM!
Its time to quote some gay little brit kids on xbox!
“Tits or GTFO!”
And another thing,
We guys know its just a joke. We let you have your moment. Just try not to put comments. It really makes some of our guys pissed off.
Oh and one more thing,
do you really have to be that defensive? You have to compliment yourself? Are you really that pathetic?