More Male Bashing
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius!
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have enough time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: Because they don't stop and ask for directions!
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in!
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They were both intended for children, but men end up playing with them!
Q: Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock!
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It is sex with someone they love.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won't hump womens legs at coctail parties!
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you make a final copy!
Q: Why is a mans piss yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell whether he is coming or going!
Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Nobody knows since it never happens!
Q: A woman always has the last word in any argument.
A: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!
What'd You Think?
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Women…Click “Wolf Child” and scroll down all the way down to my comment…
So I have only one dislike of the joke. The whole toilet seat thing is wayyyy over done. YOU ARE ALL BIG GIRLS WHY DONT YOU LOOK TO SEE IF THE DAMN TOILET SEAT IS UP OR DOWN BEFORE YOU TURN AROUND AND SIT!?!?!?! WE HAVE TO LIFT THE DAMN SEAT, NOT LIKE YOU LIFT IT BACK UP FOR US AFTER YOU ARE DONE…
God said to Adam…I got good news and bad news…The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain…The bad news is that you only have enough blood to work one at a time…
I heard this joke a long time ago and I really liked it…but I’m not sexist so don’t assume, cuz it makes an ass outta u and me…
damn…I’m bored right now…
*gigling*i feel so offended
brett, is there something wrong with the brain?
whether the seat is up or down, guys can still piss, but women have to sit, im so sorry. but because we have to sit, god blessed us with more brain for our trouble.
oh yea, is there something wrong with your CAPS LOCK?
Jean, AHEM!
Its time to quote some gay little brit kids on xbox!
“Tits or GTFO!”
And another thing,
We guys know its just a joke. We let you have your moment. Just try not to put comments. It really makes some of our guys pissed off.
Oh and one more thing,
do you really have to be that defensive? You have to compliment yourself? Are you really that pathetic?