More FAQ’s about Blondes
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what number came first.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
What'd You Think?
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why did the blonde poop when she farted?
She didnt know the difference.
Q: Why do blonds like to eat candy?
A: Because it is sweet.
Q: How far could the blonde count?
A: What is a number?
Q:how many blond jokes does it take to make a blonde mad
A:it doesn matter she doesnt get any of them
funny but i didnt get the first one
i dont get the first one…!
yeah, i dont get the first one either..
the first one is an M&m joke 3,E,W,and M are all M in different directions, she was trying to organize them.
Oh I get it a few I didn’t get though
OK I kinda get the first one now…I think…
yeye dey all gd lol! fanx 4 makin me laff im ill
home from college bored lol xx
thanks for explaining the 1st one Z!
q: how do u kill some one?
a: tell them ur a smart blonde
the first one is real funny. you just got to look at it. 3 backwards is E. M upside down is W. thereore 3 turned is M/W. and throughout all of them
Hey I’m a blonde and I’m not stupid. M&Ms should be called M&Ws. Stupid!
Hey I’m a blonde and I’m not stupid. M&Ms should be called M&Ws. Stupid!
Q:How do you irratate A blonde?
A:Put them in a circular room and tell them to pee in the coner
AND THIS JOKES DO NOT APLIY TO SMART BLONDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!