Moose Hunting
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?” The guy in the front said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”
What'd You Think?



November 7th, 2007 at 9:46 am
LOL
November 7th, 2007 at 10:40 am
orangutans are awsome and so is is this joke.
November 7th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Wow that joke was soo kicka** i loved it “I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself!”
November 8th, 2007 at 12:21 am
thats funny, I dont get it
November 8th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Oh my gosh that is so funny kinda
November 9th, 2007 at 11:57 am
lol, omg, that is just terribly funny!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
pinky if u dnt get dis u must d blond
November 11th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
i get i and its reely not that funny
November 13th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
this is a stupid joke>)
November 16th, 2007 at 11:42 am
LMAO
November 17th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i agree with Penny Sue
November 20th, 2007 at 8:59 am
i like mooses and i like this joke, now if U could do a hamlet joke…
November 20th, 2007 at 9:02 am
it reminds me of the moose from invader zim, and thats funny…
November 20th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
worst joke ive ever
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
was this joke encripted with a code to make it funny??
November 29th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
i dont get why that would be funny…..it stinks!
November 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
whoever didnt get this joke is retarted because it is funny
February 17th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
this is semi-funny, in a way thats not,…
February 27th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
you goes are funnier than the joke…