Moose Hunting


Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?” The guy in the front said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”

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Moose Hunting was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 at 1:10 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Other Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Duck Hunting,  Bear It From Behind,  Attorney Hunting Season,  Deer Hunting,  What Tracks?.


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19 Responses to “Moose Hunting”

  1. clive Says:
    November 7th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    LOL

  2. bob barker Says:
    November 7th, 2007 at 10:40 am

    orangutans are awsome and so is is this joke.

  3. Me! Says:
    November 7th, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    Wow that joke was soo kicka** i loved it “I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself!”

  4. Pinkey Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 12:21 am

    thats funny, I dont get it

  5. Slider's baby Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Oh my gosh that is so funny kinda

  6. Katlyn Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 11:57 am

    lol, omg, that is just terribly funny!!!

  7. henry shimutwikeni Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    pinky if u dnt get dis u must d blond

  8. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    i get i and its reely not that funny

  9. you Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    this is a stupid joke>)

  10. Penny Sue Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    LMAO

  11. Mousey Says:
    November 17th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i agree with Penny Sue

  12. sir wammet Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:59 am

    i like mooses and i like this joke, now if U could do a hamlet joke…

  13. sean Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:02 am

    it reminds me of the moose from invader zim, and thats funny…

  14. Betty Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    worst joke ive ever

  15. mcivor ross Says:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    was this joke encripted with a code to make it funny??

  16. meghan Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    i dont get why that would be funny…..it stinks!

  17. damon Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    whoever didnt get this joke is retarted because it is funny

  18. Savannah Says:
    February 17th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    this is semi-funny, in a way thats not,…

  19. Norman P. Grant Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    you goes are funnier than the joke…

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