Moonshining

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.

"Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?"

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Moonshining was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:40 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Code Of Ethics , Fee Payments , An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot , A Witty Young Trial Lawyer , Who Won? .