Mommy Test

I was reading my email this morning, had one of those fowarded messages that most of the time get deleted. Went ahead and read it, thought is was cute (even though I’m a daddy), so I’m letting you folks read it too… it’s called the Mommy Test.

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

When you’re finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

You can use the link above (right below this post’s title) to email it. Too cute. 

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Mommy Test was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 4:52 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  You Can’t Have One!,  That Thing,  Punchlines With Absolutely No Context,  Passed Away,  Deathly Illness.