Mommy, Is God Black or White?

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, "Mommy, is God Black or White?" She replies, "Well, Honey, God is both Black and White." Then he says, "Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?" "God is both a boy and a girl, Honey," she replies. "Mommy, is God gay or straight?" he inquires again. Getting a little irritated, [...]

Mommy, Is God Black or White?

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Mommy, Is God Black or White? was written by moopler63 on Monday, December 8th, 2008 at 12:06 pmin Little Johnny Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Mommy Test , Yo Mama Is So Black , Black Hole Illusion , Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers , Count The Little Black Dots .

59 Comments to “Mommy, Is God Black or White?”

• steve says:

  July 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm

  Michael J is dead rich – like for most of his life!
• Tra says:

  November 1, 2009 at 10:38 pm

  thats mean!
• Tra says:

  November 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm

  not u steve the joke. horrible. ;-(
• KAKWIRI MUYE says:

  November 5, 2009 at 11:46 am

  that was just off!pooh
• red says:

  December 28, 2009 at 11:15 am

  some jokes may hurt somebodys feeling.NEXT TIME ,try 2 b more funny than mean.
• celesteM says:

  January 18, 2010 at 4:32 pm

  lol.. cant stop laughing whoa …not to be mean,but its just so funny .come on its god who knows…the MJ is dead, but its fuuny
• 2silly&laughalot says:

  February 18, 2010 at 8:22 pm

  WOW!!! lmfao!!!! crazi rite!
• sharell says:

  February 26, 2010 at 2:31 am

  Oh it was soooooo funny I forgot to laugh, yall need yall butts beat! the man is dead and u still have no respect! wow, i pitty ur life
• bruce says:

  March 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm

  mj is a goo man don’t make joke like dat