Mommy, Is God Black or White?
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, "Mommy, is God Black or White?"
She replies, "Well, Honey, God is both Black and White."
Then he says, "Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?"
"God is both a boy and a girl, Honey," she replies.
"Mommy, is God gay or straight?" he inquires again.
Getting a little irritated, [...]
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not a very good website!
funnyandjokes.com is a good website.
i heard this one in third grade
RUBBISH!
very hillarious, but is supposed to be censored a bit.
One day three people died and went to heaven, and GOD asked the first person “how did you get here?” the guy replied “My wife cheated on me, so i picked up the fridge and snaped my neck.” GOD replies “fare enough.”
He asked the second guy “How did you get here?” the guy replies “I wuz going for my afternoon jog, and i got hit by a fridge.” GOD replies “fare enough.”
So he asked the third guy”How did you get here?” the guy replies “i wuz in the fridge!”
when I saw that joke mommy is god black or white I couldn’t stop laughing
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
OMG u guys better leave michael jackson alone!!!
this was the most rubbish joke i heard in my life.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dey jus jokes gud crakin jokes.dn mynd if dey abou micheal.kip it up!
WAAAAAH! Leave Michael alone! *sob*
Honestly people. IT’S A JOKE!!! And a really funny one at that. Get over it all of you Michael Jackson lovers!
that was hilarious and good probably the best one i have heard in a while
haha
Shut up u guys! God is not gay!!!
I thought my husband was cheating on me so i came home from work early 2 c him humping the maid.So i took some poision & put it in all 3 of his meals every day afterwords he NEVER died so i killled him by stabbing his eye with a buthers nife. He still crys on January 25 every year b real quiet & ull hear him scream into the nite!!!
HEY! DONT MAKE FUN OF GOD!!! I HATED THIS JOKE
Micheal Jackson is a peadophile. GET OVER IT!!!
ive heard religious jokes before on christianity and found them quite amusing. this is not one of them. very offensive.
i find it sad more people are upset by the micheal jackson comment than the gay God comment.
this is actually jokes i havnt laughed that much in a while
hahahahahaha funny man
oh my god so funny
lamo
haha oh my days that was jokes
funny as hell
Calm down people it’s just a joke, i’m sure it doesnt mean to be offensive to religious people or Michael Jackson lovers.
some guys in being funny mess evrytin up by insulting God
GTFO!
that was gay
I love god and listen to michael.. didnt stop me frm laughing at it… as alot have said its a joke… get over it… its not insulting its finding humor in touchy topics… nothin wrong wit dat…. “dont take life so serious… none of us get out alive anyways.”
its a joke, get over it!!!! and i personally like little johnny jokes
diis woz shiit !!!
Try making jokes of your own parents..hows that feeeeeeel??/
This was Amazing.
could have displayed all the jokes contents at once …no READ MORES please… no time for that..irritating sometimes
its funny but kinda below da belt wen it comes to God nd christainity
u guys have a low sense of humor, that joke sucks nje
that sucks
lol even tho it wasn’t really funny, im sure it’ll make my friends laugh (they absolutely hate Michael Jackson. it kinda pisses me off that they dont even give the guy a chance. oh well, they’ll still crack up).
okay so this website has someperrty old jokes on iy. and i dont like it.boo
People Its a joke! If U can’t laugh then why r u living? Many jokes r offensive, none of u can sit there and say you’ve never laughed at a blonde, native, black, etc. joke. Its there to make u smile to brighten your day. If u can’t handle a joke then stop reading them!
stupid
totall stupid
ok so the joke was a bit lame it kinda made me laugh and all but still there is so many jokes bout everything in life that you can’t let it get to you i mean not only jokes but comments are offended or even commercials seriously if you like micheal jackson good for you same if you believe in GOD (like me) so just basically dont let things get uunder your skin thats not what God created us to do ( get irritated because of a joke) . . . ☺
Lol! very funny i cnt stop loughing. WOW this is a good 1
THE WORST JOKE DEVOID OF LAUGHTER BUT SORROW AT THE WAY GOD IS BEING INSULTED.
xD i can imagine little johnny’s voice to b Flander’s son Ron or something… in the Simpsons xD
Thats funny but sad since he died!
haha