Mom Died - A Blonde’s Tragedy
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day, we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly states, “No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. “If you need anything, just let me know.”
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, “What’s so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?”
“No!” exclaims the blonde. “I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!”
What'd You Think?
(89 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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October 29th, 2007 at 11:20 am
DoNt GeT iT
October 29th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
I dOnT gEt It
October 29th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
What’s not to get? lol the blondes sister called and told her mom dies. The blonde obviously doesn’t know that they have the same mother…haha.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:01 am
das a gd wun init lol! dese jokes give me top jokes ppl xxx
October 30th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
This is old i heard it a million times
October 31st, 2007 at 5:00 am
i was like hahahaha
October 31st, 2007 at 9:52 pm
haha that’s hilarious
November 1st, 2007 at 6:29 pm
haha, i thought this was funny..
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:05 am
thats good
=]
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:21 pm
It could have been funnier
November 5th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
yeshh it was good
gave me a bit of a laugh 
xD
November 6th, 2007 at 1:51 am
That was two minutes of my life that I will never get back.
November 7th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
this is really GAY…..
November 9th, 2007 at 9:07 am
That was very Funny and the sad part is that I have a Blond Friend who this reminds me of…
LMAO
November 9th, 2007 at 11:56 am
OMG How do you not get it…..it’s her sister…her mom died too….they have the same mom *mumbles*…blonde people
November 9th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
hahahahahahahahahahah FuNNy whats LMAO mean plz
November 9th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Lol. It simply means that the blonde was crying at first because she heard of her moms death, then her sister calls and says that their mother died, this was supposed to be old news to the blonde, but she was so dumb that shes thinking that she and her sister have different mothers, so instead of one tragic death that day, there were two. =P
November 11th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
thats so mean
November 12th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
that’s the funniest thing i’ve herd all day!!! :):):):):):):):):):):)
November 14th, 2007 at 4:45 am
LMAO to the people that dnt get it…i bet ya they’re blonde..
November 14th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
lmao thats good
November 16th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I’m a blonde and i ain’t that dumb. lol
November 16th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
LOL thats awesome!!!!
November 18th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Well, it sure was funny! But not the ones that you roll on the floor laughing.
November 19th, 2007 at 4:11 am
That was a tragedy, I talking about the joke!!!!!!
November 19th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Sorry for the typo I meant (I’m) Talking about the joke.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:16 am
Anna is lucky.
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:36 pm
I’m her sister!What’s funny about it?
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:56 am
wut does lmao mean?????
help me out here!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:56 am
wut does lmao mean?????
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:56 am
lmao means wut?!?!?!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:49 pm
For those who dont get it you must be really blonde (I am blonde and i got it)
November 25th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
wut in the hell does lmao mean!?!?!?!?!
November 27th, 2007 at 11:39 am
OMG!I have no freaking idea dude!But I can tell u one thing. I REALLY LIKE MILK! Oh and coffee and chocolate!But most of all i like GARETH!
November 30th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
if you dont get this joke than you are dumber than the dumb blonDe STUPID YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID AND THE JOKE WAS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
OMG!! i didn’t get it, and I am a blonde!
SHUT UP !!
lmao
hahaha
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:42 pm
lmao
means laughing my as* off
January 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Hahaaaaaa… Im Blonde && Thts Sumet I Wud Do .. Woooppzzz
But Why Are Blonde Jokes Soooooo Short..?
So Men Can Remember Them
This Proves Men Are Much Thicker Than Blondes.. Dont Ya think?
January 15th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
i thought it was hilarious
March 4th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
this is stupid i just wasted most of my life readin your stupid messages