Milk Bath For Beauty

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount. When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt [...]

Milk Bath For Beauty

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Milk Bath For Beauty was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 10:43 amin Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Blonde Kidnapper, The Blonde Painter, What Is Your Favorite Pastime?, Intelligence Island, A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago.

26 Comments to “Milk Bath For Beauty”

• Cydney says:

  December 17, 2008 at 7:04 pm

  odd WWOOOTTTT # 1 ON COMMETNTS!!!! YEA!!
• Sid says:

  December 25, 2008 at 3:48 am

  didn’t get it…
• Sid says:

  December 25, 2008 at 3:49 am

  ok…. ‘past ur eyes’ … got it one sec after posting the comment ..
• andrew says:

  January 6, 2009 at 9:33 am

  huh?
• Zain says:

  January 8, 2009 at 4:19 pm

  Ive got a joke.How do u tell the dumb guy at the airport?
  the guy thats throwin bread to the planes
• cocopopz says:

  January 23, 2009 at 1:36 am

  ohh!!!! it took me 5 minutes of continual thinking to finally get that joke.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man im dumb..
• Obamafareal says:

  February 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm

  How do u tell the dumb guy at the airport?

  Oh……… haha….

  i think if the question is rephrased it would be easier to understand but i got the joke.

  “the guy thats throwin bread to the planes”

  planes =birds
• NATALIE says:

  February 6, 2009 at 11:31 pm

  I DON’T GET IT…..I’M 11 YRS OLD BTW………O.o?
• chetna says:

  February 16, 2009 at 8:33 am

  not so nice but ok
• samantha says:

  March 15, 2009 at 7:40 am

  i dont get it…. im 12 but….weird
• :P says:

  March 18, 2009 at 10:20 am

  lol that wasn’t too bad, if you don’t get it break pasturized in to 3 seprate words, then u get it =Þ
• tristan says:

  March 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm

  yall b som retards
• Cheesemaster says:

  March 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm

  Pasteurized = past your eyes
• snoot says:

  March 30, 2009 at 5:09 pm

  can u tell I’m a blonde
• AmyBaby says:

  April 17, 2009 at 11:31 pm

  im blonde., n that aint funny coz i dnt get it
• alisha says:

  April 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm

  I LIKE CATS !
• smileygirl NOT a blonde says:

  April 26, 2009 at 1:29 am

  DONT GET IT
• X-Heidi Marie-X says:

  May 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm

  wot duzz pasteurized mean ??? hmmmm
• Kaitlyn says:

  May 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm

  I dont understand nobody in my class gets it what are yall talking about that makes no since at all that is very gay AND I DONT UNDERTSTAND AT ALLL I NEED HELP TO UNDERSTAND THAT ALL THAT IS VERY GAY
• x marks the spot says:

  June 4, 2009 at 3:24 pm

  Kaitlyn are you gay? you keep saying very gay often
• Tay Tay says:

  June 5, 2009 at 9:54 am

  Dude i may be a blond but this was a pretty good joke i think that who ever wrote this couold do better, but i have to admit that it was pretty good. And why do almost all blond jokes deal with a blond’s boobs? Im not saying its a bad thing i’m just saying. Oh and smiley girl, you do sound like a blond so i beg to differ with you when you say that your NOT a blond. I think you R a blond.
• Tay Tay says:

  June 5, 2009 at 9:56 am

  Oh don’t be slinging gay around you could hurt someone’s feelings which is my job. LOL
• sophie says:

  July 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm

  lol! i got it! yay! well, im not blonde
• bored gal says:

  July 10, 2009 at 10:31 pm

  lol it took me some time to figure this 1 out…. but then again im only 11 and im blonde and summer ain’t helpin at all
• Itachi Uchiha says:

  September 25, 2009 at 10:35 pm

  i didnt get it when i read it but i got it when i read the comments
• smash face says:

  October 13, 2009 at 12:29 am

  sweetness, i feel special for gettin it quickly,…..but im not blonde so i guess its no great feat