Milk Bath For Beauty
An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.
When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, "Yes ma'am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde replied, "Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."
What'd You Think?
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odd WWOOOTTTT # 1 ON COMMETNTS!!!! YEA!!
didn’t get it…
ok…. ‘past ur eyes’ … got it one sec after posting the comment ..
huh?
Ive got a joke.How do u tell the dumb guy at the airport?
the guy thats throwin bread to the planes
ohh!!!! it took me 5 minutes of continual thinking to finally get that joke.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man im dumb..
How do u tell the dumb guy at the airport?
Oh……… haha….
i think if the question is rephrased it would be easier to understand but i got the joke.
“the guy thats throwin bread to the planes”
planes =birds
I DON’T GET IT…..I’M 11 YRS OLD BTW………O.o?
not so nice but ok
i dont get it…. im 12 but….weird
lol that wasn’t too bad, if you don’t get it break pasturized in to 3 seprate words, then u get it =Þ
yall b som retards
Pasteurized = past your eyes
can u tell I’m a blonde
im blonde., n that aint funny coz i dnt get it
I LIKE CATS !
DONT GET IT
wot duzz pasteurized mean ??? hmmmm
I dont understand nobody in my class gets it what are yall talking about that makes no since at all that is very gay AND I DONT UNDERTSTAND AT ALLL I NEED HELP TO UNDERSTAND THAT ALL THAT IS VERY GAY
Kaitlyn are you gay? you keep saying very gay often
Dude i may be a blond but this was a pretty good joke i think that who ever wrote this couold do better, but i have to admit that it was pretty good. And why do almost all blond jokes deal with a blond’s boobs? Im not saying its a bad thing i’m just saying.
Oh and smiley girl, you do sound like a blond so i beg to differ with you when you say that your NOT a blond. I think you R a blond.
Oh don’t be slinging gay around you could hurt someone’s feelings which is my job. LOL
lol! i got it! yay! well, im not blonde
lol it took me some time to figure this 1 out…. but then again im only 11 and im blonde and summer ain’t helpin at all
i didnt get it when i read it but i got it when i read the comments
sweetness, i feel special for gettin it quickly,…..but im not blonde so i guess its no great feat
Haha Ever Stupid…Mess Up More Like IT
Still figuring it out
i dnt get it.i”m i darm? or da jok is a werk?
maelly, “Pasteurized” may sound like….”pass your eyes” get it?
DO YOU WANT IT Pasteurized? nope just up to my upper body I can SPLASH IT IN MY EYES
Pasteurized=PAST YOUR EYES!!!!!