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Might Be a Democrat If…

You vote Democrat because it's easier than getting a job! You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money. You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam". You've tried to argue that all of societies problems are based on the fact that McDonald's, by law, only has to pay $5/hr. If you utter the phrase "There [...]

Might Be a Democrat If…

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Might Be a Democrat If… was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 5:06 pmin Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , I Voted Democrat Because… , Window Pain , You Might Be Liberal If… , Did You Know? , Sharks Looking Foward To Global Warming .

One Comment to “Might Be a Democrat If…”

Tyler says:

October 7, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Lol, I’m forwarding this to my sister, who is a devoted democrat. Blech.

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