Michael Jackson’s Baby
Michael Jackson and Debbie were in the maternity ward just after Debbie gave birth to their first child.
Michael asked her "How long do you think it will be before we can have sex?"
Debbie replied, "Jeez Michael, give it a chance to walk first!"
(Ok, that was low. Please Lord forgive me for that.)
What'd You Think?
(109 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Yes it was low.. Probably where Micheal’s hand will be pretty soon
]. Now THAT was pretty low.
so funny
haha…goodone!….it was funny
THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY
makes me want either my current hot boyfriend, or my sexy ex
Dear sir/madam, i am writing this letter in conjunction with some jokes i have previously viewed on this page(see above). We at the Catholic church of Ireland say that he qoute who who has not sinned may cast the first stone, unqoute. are you, http://www.funnyandjokes.com/michael-jacksons-baby.html YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELLLLL im tellin god
P.s What does a pilot eat????? plane biscuits ha ha ha ha ha ha ah God bless from sister Concepta and Alfonsis
Just one more Micheal Jackson Atraction for the books…
that one was hte shit…took me a while 2 get it though
omg i rly like that one. ew. poor baby.
damn u guys ? u get it from??????????
THis J0K3 iS DUMB.!!!
N3VA MiND i G3T iT.!!!=D LMFA0
That was “BAAAAAAAD”!!!!!
heheh
true
very sick funny badass joke! lolz
for the people who think the jokers who made the jokes are nasty well…….aren’t they the ones who looked up dirty jokes on the internet? point proven…….and by the way who are you to judge on our judgement and plus its proven fact lol
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
that was sooo funny!
Th@ waz freakin hi1ari0u5 6ood 1
i p33d in my PantZ.>.>…hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahhah
hahahaha awesome joke. genius
This joke is funny but untrue. I believe that Michael Jackson in innocent on all charges especialls since he has not been proven guilty an ANY of the charges. I for one LOVE Michael Jackson al of his songs, videos and etc… But This joke was bery funny. I am in fact listening to Michael rite now. And by the way I am Puerto Rican and a female so any comment that I am black and just trying to protect him for that is untrue.
ja no one cares…..funny joke!
hoh hohhhhhhhhhhh lol
I heard that when i was a kid man old stuff man
i didnt get it at all ………..
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s dead now… *shakes head*
!!!! O.O It took me forever to get it O.e it was funny but i hate how mj is such a target D:
I dont believe the things anyoen says about him at all. I believe hes innocent.
took me awhile, not funny
that would make sense if Michael had actually spawned the baby himself. they used someone else’ sperm
i would think that michael jackson will not have sex with debbie. debbie is cute and pretty. but michael jackson had plastic surgery so i think they would not.