Michael Jackson’s Baby
Michael Jackson and Debbie were in the maternity ward just after Debbie gave birth to their first child.
Michael asked her “How long do you think it will be before we can have sex?”
Debbie replied, “Jeez Michael, give it a chance to walk first!”
(Ok, that was low. Please Lord forgive me for that.)
What'd You Think?
(61 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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September 20th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Yes it was low.. Probably where Micheal’s hand will be pretty soon :o]. Now THAT was pretty low.
September 20th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
so funny
September 20th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
haha…goodone!….it was funny
September 20th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY
September 21st, 2007 at 1:03 am
makes me want either my current hot boyfriend, or my sexy ex
September 21st, 2007 at 4:41 am
Dear sir/madam, i am writing this letter in conjunction with some jokes i have previously viewed on this page(see above). We at the Catholic church of Ireland say that he qoute who who has not sinned may cast the first stone, unqoute. are you, http://www.funnyandjokes.com/michael-jacksons-baby.html YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELLLLL im tellin god
P.s What does a pilot eat????? plane biscuits ha ha ha ha ha ha ah God bless from sister Concepta and Alfonsis
September 21st, 2007 at 11:06 am
Just one more Micheal Jackson Atraction for the books…
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 pm
that one was hte shit…took me a while 2 get it though
September 24th, 2007 at 11:08 am
omg i rly like that one. ew. poor baby.
September 25th, 2007 at 4:08 am
damn u guys ? u get it from??????????
September 26th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
THis J0K3 iS DUMB.!!!
September 26th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
N3VA MiND i G3T iT.!!!=D LMFA0
September 30th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
That was “BAAAAAAAD”!!!!!
October 4th, 2007 at 9:32 am
heheh
October 4th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
true
October 4th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
very sick funny badass joke! lolz
October 4th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
for the people who think the jokers who made the jokes are nasty well…….aren’t they the ones who looked up dirty jokes on the internet? point proven…….and by the way who are you to judge on our judgement and plus its proven fact lol
October 16th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
that was sooo funny!
October 25th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Th@ waz freakin hi1ari0u5 6ood 1
October 25th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
i p33d in my PantZ.>.>…hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahhah
March 26th, 2008 at 12:24 am
hahahaha awesome joke. genius
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
This joke is funny but untrue. I believe that Michael Jackson in innocent on all charges especialls since he has not been proven guilty an ANY of the charges. I for one LOVE Michael Jackson al of his songs, videos and etc… But This joke was bery funny. I am in fact listening to Michael rite now. And by the way I am Puerto Rican and a female so any comment that I am black and just trying to protect him for that is untrue.