Mexican Jews
Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
When the waiter came by, Levy asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”
“I do not know sir, I ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Levy asked.
“I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Cohen said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you really sure?” Levy asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Sir, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have orange Jews, grape Jews, tomato Jews and prune Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!”
What'd You Think?
(118 votes, average: 2.58 out of 5)
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November 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FUNNY I THINK ITS MAKIN FUN OF US MEXICAN AND YOU KNOE WAT THER SHOULDNT BE ANY JEWS IN MEXICO CUZ MEXICO IS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR US MEXICAN SINCE YOU AMERICANS DONT WANT US TO BE IN THE U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
this is not dat funny
October 30th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Funny.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:59 am
ROFLMAO..i find this especially funny
October 10th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
lmao
August 29th, 2008 at 10:04 am
ha ha no mexican jews ha ha….bet there was tequilla !
August 29th, 2008 at 10:02 am
gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totaly GAY !
August 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
VAGINA FUNNY!!
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 am
Well, you got one real Mexican Jew here. Yeah, there are Jewish people in Mexico. Sefardi and Ashkenazi. There’s like 40,000 of us, more if you count the crypts and anusim. Anyway, about the joke, it’s okay. The ha ha ha part was predictable.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
hahaha dats funny!!!!
August 19th, 2008 at 3:28 am
its not that funny its ok!