Mexican Jews
Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Cohen," asked Levy, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"
I don't know," Levy replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Levy asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I do not know sir, I ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."
"Are you sure?" Levy asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Cohen said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Levy asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, grape Jews, tomato Jews and prune Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"
What'd You Think?
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its not that funny its ok!
hahaha dats funny!!!!
Well, you got one real Mexican Jew here. Yeah, there are Jewish people in Mexico. Sefardi and Ashkenazi. There’s like 40,000 of us, more if you count the crypts and anusim. Anyway, about the joke, it’s okay. The ha ha ha part was predictable.
VAGINA FUNNY!!
gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totaly GAY !
ha ha no mexican jews ha ha….bet there was tequilla !
lmao
ROFLMAO..i find this especially funny
Funny.
this is not dat funny
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FUNNY I THINK ITS MAKIN FUN OF US MEXICAN AND YOU KNOE WAT THER SHOULDNT BE ANY JEWS IN MEXICO CUZ MEXICO IS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR US MEXICAN SINCE YOU AMERICANS DONT WANT US TO BE IN THE U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao!! funny joke mate, funny joke! I still prefere shagging my girlfriend then listening to your jokes though… Well wouldn’t you?
So bad how people get pissed over a joke. If you are gunna get insulted then don’t read them. I thought this was ok.
lol , mr enriques get lost ….stupid, stop crying get some tissues for urself
youre so right sid just shut the F*** up if you dont like it who cares that they dont want you here you still are so just go watch a novela or somthing or go back to Mexico idiot!
haha that was funny
people seriously don’t get insulted
i’m mexican too and i thought it was really funny
and yes there are mexican jews
i know this kid who is jewish and mexican
even though he’s atheist haha
Mz. Enrique please litehen up! lol that joke was funny and who cares if the Americans don’t want us in their country, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind…and now look where we’re at? lol pretty stupid huh? The world isn’t own by anyone! That’s fact, it’s for every living thing in this planet, people may think they own it but in fact freedom is in your heart, so please don’t say people aren’t welcome in our country, because that my firend is what racism is! not being able to see one as a human instead of a Jew, Mexican, white, black, The land is free only to those who dare make it free!
Very predictable. This one’s pathetic!
this is one of the most retarded jokes ive ever heard….or read for that matter….
STUUUUUUUPID
Enriquez, what do Americans have to do with there being Jews in Mexico? Are you under the impression that all Jews are American? Jews have been living in Mexico since before it was a sovereign nation.
Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
So, Levy asks Cohen a question, and then he answers for Cohen? Sorry, it was an okay joke, but it was ruined by me wondering if it would mess up the punchline while reading the rest. I can’t believe I am the first one to catch that…
Dumb
not bad but not that funny
error… what you said doesn’t make sence. cohen asks levy if there are mexican jews. levy says “i don’t know, why don’t we ask the waiter?” cohen asked levy, and levy responded by asking the waiter. i don’t see that as strange at all.