Men Are Great Listeners


A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?

He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Still, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”

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Men Are Great Listeners was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 at 2:56 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Great Trade,  Hungry Cannibals,  Questions For Mother Camel,  One Liners 21-30,  Leaving, On A Jet Plane.


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14 Responses to “Men Are Great Listeners”

  1. anil Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 8:30 am

    it is very nice aswell as funny

  2. ±°²­¯³´µ Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    LOL stupid def guy

  3. Mahesh Patel Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 5:21 am

    this is some humor

  4. snorider323 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    funny…by the way ±°²­¯³´µ wtf get a life fag…why would u put all that suff into ur name? Your so cool

  5. Crys Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    pretty good :)

  6. sniff Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    lol =)

  7. Gabriel Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    ehhhh it was ok not the best but not the worst

  8. Rainstar Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    oh my gosh. That is good. Lol

  9. Lara Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    thumbs up!!

  10. tsepo Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    I DIDN’T LAUGH THAT MUCH BUT IT;S STUL FUNNY

  11. lilyanne Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 am

    hello?? this joke is boring

  12. someone Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 am

    lol i lowered its rating from 4 to 3.84

  13. s Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 1:27 am

    its ok

  14. XxxAssassinxxX Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    def man lol

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