Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxine

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: When will women will be equal to men?
A: When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Fact: In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Fact: I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Fact: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle it!

Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxine was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 at 8:57 amin Female Jokes, Pictures. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , I Know The Answer, Sir!, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates Meet Their Maker, Safer Parking Lots For Women, Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion, And God Created Man.