Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
These are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far... NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I [...]
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Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
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Those special skills are what interest me..!! ha ha.
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, “I’m lonely too, buy me and you won’t be sorry.”
The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn’t found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me, you won’t be sorry.” So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find. (She’s old, not dead!)
what to be done in five years time interest me ah….ah
i have read this its funny. i qustion it though who would fill out an app liek this
Haha, this is hilarious! I wish I could write stuff like that on a job application and get away with it =P
Lol @ Laura’s joke, above
hahaha
Sign Here: Aries
lollll
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LMAO THAT JOKE WAS JKZ (L) I LOVE ITT.
funny shiz man, if i waz da manager, i would hire him just for bein so darn funny and honest
sure red rivan loll
Ok, I have a small problem….for SEX he put “not yet. still waiting for the right person”…but than for special skills he put “Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.”….So here is my problem…if he has never had sex than how are his skills suited for a more intimate environment?????? hmmmmmmmm…..
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.
I am a young black male whom which’s in need of a job. can u help me
kool………..1!
intimate doesn’t have to mean sex…
this was funny as hell tho
im gana try this and see if it works lol hahaha
That’s why I don’t eat at McDonalds.
if my boss would hire people like this guy then maybe he wouldn’t go around with suck a big stick up his a**
this is hilareous. i use to be a manager at a McDonalds and i would of totally interviewed this kid just to see what was going through his head. lol
i couldn’t stop laughing @ the answers he gave.
. ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
they were O.D. hilarious!
oh my god.
I don’t find this funny. wow your such rebel. hahaha jk.
ahhahahah—
this was rellyyy funniee…
i wulldd hiree himm…
if i was 16…
ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!1
ahhahahahaha…
that was funniee…
i wulld hiree him….
if i was 16…!!!!!!!!
omg that was funny!!!!
cheeeeeezzzzzz. i luv it. i have no idea hat intimate means.
Sometimes you run across a post like this that suddenly makes you realize that hey, you’re not doing so bad. Especially when compared to this guy.
Lmao omg those answerez had me laughin sooooooo hard!!!!!! Especially “MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?” nd DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.”
really?
Laura, you good
Wow. This kid musta thought he was really original, didn’t he?
What a loser. Although his snarky commentary is mildly amusing.
Hi! There i love jokes please send me jokes
wow i would so get away with this the problem here is that i am not That stupid!!!LOL
really now!! that wsa so funny
lol! if only it worked
HA THAT WAS RLY FUNNY!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha this has got to be a joke. That person wasn’t really applying for real, I’m sure…. Its a prank application.. Isn’t it?? lol.
Lmao hahahah I wanna apply to mcds for the sake of it with an app like this
I’d totally hire him
This is amazing and one cant figure out what was going through his mind, but all the questions were answered rightly in the wrong
ROFLCOPTER THAT WAS A TOTAL LOLZORZ XD (LEAVE THEM ALONE MIZZY JUST CUZ U CANT THINK AS AWSUM AS THAT >:P)
i remember back visiting the USA in 97 arriving at customs and immigration, then having to fill in some sort of application or visa, when it came to the box asking what sex, i wrote ‘great yes please, thanks’ . I was called to one side by serious looking people. @ explained thay should lighten up as @ was on holiday and where were the welcome to the USA signs.
both jokes werent funny can do better
this application is funny! I should do this as a prank.
Fake.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp
Kinda funny regardless, but whoever posted this might have take 20 seconds to check it’s authenticity.
Hahhaahahah! That applicant was very creative. I can actually apply for a better job, but just for the heck of it, I think I would try to apply to McDonalds with this kind of application form and see what happens.
I find this extremely hard to believe. Not that McDonald’s wouldn’t be quick to hire such an idiot, it seems, to me, that someone sat down and typed mildy amusing answers to questions found on applications. It would PROBABLY seem a little more legitimate had there been a screenshot, or at least some snippet, of the actual application..
So, more to the person who sat down and typed this: cute.
Almost all of you that post on here need to learn how to spell. Also make some sense. Thanks!