Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
These are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far... NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I [...]
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Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
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sign here: aries.
HA
thats funny shit.
i wish i was that clever
obey hamid
Wish I had the guts to write that on my app
yeah thats great and thanks for the rss. you can see that if you scroll down the home page on nosle
that was FUNNAY~! wooohooo….ROAST HIM
what yall aint never donz that
oh i get it now thats funny stuff sorry yall i had to read that one again and now i finally get ahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahah aaaaaaahhahahahahahahahh ahhahahahahaahhahahh hahhahahha seriously yall ive got tears rollin down my checks thats great stuff SIGN HERE aries ahahahahhahahah hahah
hahha… yeah agree this kid is gonna go far..!
one of the funniest jokes on this site
dear god im 10 and i can do a better report than that!!! (but i like the five years thing) XD ANYWAY!! i like it Xd
well they do say ans to the best of your knowledge lol lol lol
he’s going to go real far
That is hilarious….Shows how far honesty can get you. Is he still working at Macca’s
jack iin the box iis way better!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha… it was funny. although i didn’t get the aries thingy…
I loved it.
Im going to do the same thing on my application to publix
ha ha ha awesome!!!
im pretty sure this guy actually got hired
Sign here: Aries.
This is only an astronomical joke with the Starshapes, you know? Aries, Pisces, …
i think i’ve seen better humour on applications. this is more like: meh, 5/10
Joke is as old as email. Stopped being funny about 10 years ago.
My friend actually filled one out with crayon once. He didn’t get hired
HAHA.. can try this for some companies.. where i don’t want to work..
This one really made me laugh! I would have not written such thing if I really wanted the job.. but anyways lol.
i heard that joke before but it was an old man that did this for a walmart application
man anyone need to think like him.. all my Application’s For Employment sound like dis and i have a very nice job! see yaa in haven
Photoshop!
Did he get the job then?
lol i would hire him on the spot just for having a good sense of humor the people at mcdonalds are all so miserable
Snopes says it’s fake. hoax. not true,
LMAO! That was awesome. I wish I knew someone like that…would make life so much more fun.
this surely is the funniest application form ever
uhhh…wat is ths comedy for 3 year olds?
This is weak…hardly funny…and far from original.
NEEEEXXXXTTTTTT!!!
hey honest people get far………. ok seriously do they really? he at least can read maybe not understand… but hes getting the some how some day or maybe not. hey at least he was not mexica.
Unfortunately, this application was originally attributed to a senior citizen who had applied at Walmart about a year ago. It seems that this young man might have plagarized some of those answers from that published application to use as his own.
I wish that the young man had been more original and creative then to use some of the answers verbatim. I have many reasons to believe that the senior citizen did not plagarize the answers of a teenager.
To the people who actually think this was a real application: Welcome to the Internet! Feel free to look around. Just be aware there are things called “Urban Myths”. Check em out:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp
Aries!!!
okay
i have seen this before and it said the guy got the job if
Funny… most of the workers are such morons…maybe stupid enough, but where they get those people? Leave the door open and see if someone stumbles in? Not funny.
that was an old one but still funny. i actually made a poem on my application to some google ad thingy. about google of course. i hope i get the job
:L That’s funny shit, love it
Reminds me of when in the additional information section of my common app that I sent to every college I applied to I wrote “I like pie” and nothing else. Got into an ivy league school too.
hilarious. why can’t all the world’s job applicators be like him?
Thanx I needed a good laugh!
Yes I worked at mc donalds!
omg!! funny as shit!!
SIGN HERE: Aries.
jajaja!!!
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
They probably hired him, I don’t think it’s possible to not get a job there, trust me I’ve worked there.
Brilliant.
this kid is the best thing since sliced bread..hahah hilarious
well he’s applying to McDonald’s so I guess when you get to a certain point, things stop mattering,
Heres a little secret.. Mc Donalds will hire anyone.. Heck they even hired me once..But they expected me to serve people..!!
Actually that joke is more than 10 years old but still funny..
My sister put $200.00 where it said sex… I guess I should have left her home..in the trailor..Oh, she got the job..LOL
Like when they ask what do you want to do with your life.. I say, keep breathing..!