Mayday!

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What [...]

Mayday!

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Mayday! was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:54 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Who’s Smarter , Willpower , Baseball Game , Wal-Mart Announces House Brand Wine , British Ingenuity .


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