Married Life – Going To The Bar
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty [...]
(340 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Married Life – Going To The Bar
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that was on point! i laughed so hard, i almost pist my pants. good story line =)
I think that this joke is great.
I dont like that joke its just tooo longgg
That was sooo funny its probably the best one in here . . . .
That man has got himself a good wife from hell
They poor bloke must be married to my wife
that explains why my girlfriend won’t let me go
well, didn’t sweet hubby asked, where f*cking you learn this language?
OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE EVER READ.
I SHOWED IT TO MY BEST FRIEND AND SHE WAS LAUGHING AS
HARD AS I WAS. I HOPE THERE ARE OTHER JOKES AS FUNNY OR
FUNNIER THAN THAT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. LOL.
cant wait til I am married!!!
LOL. I LOVE IT!!!
It is situations like this that requires the police to hand the ice bag to the wife. Stay single
Amazin…
made my mood lite..
THIS WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY…I EMAILED SOME TO MY CO WORKERS…HILARIOUS!
This was funny. Oh why when people get old and start working they email jokes to co-workers? Oh and I am talking about 40 to 50 year olds
this is a lovely one the best part is the dirty words used by the wife amazing
“and they lived happily ever after” ….PRICELESS!
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that wasn’t very funny….
i agree with matt… it was kinda really retarted. and the annoying pet names seriously got on my nerves. not funny.
it wasnt that funny
I thought this was so Funny.
it wasn’t to long youre just impatient
What do you do when, as the women, you want to go to the bar and your bf wants to stay home and make dinner and watch movies with you coz he’d really rather spend time with you – i know someones gagging
Nice!!! HAHAHA!
That was stupid, wasn’t even a joke…and it said she took FIVE dishes of hors d’oeuvres out of the oven and you only named 4…can’t even get your own joke rite.
5 OUT OF 5
that joke waz hell of funny.
back in the day when indians lived in teepees and did the sign langauge and the indians got into a straight line and the priest came up to the first indian and did the holy cross and kept doing it down the line and at the end of the line he came up to a medicine man and did the holy cross the priest turned around and left the natives looking at each other and the medicine man said the priest wants us to take our stuff down and leave……….
how does a priest make holy water??????????? he boils the hell out of it……….
it waz aaaaight
yeah thats probly the funniest one ive read all day on this gay ass website
this joke was great- that woman sounds like me. joel pierce, ur a genius. pete zahut, if you think this is a gay ass website you can kiss my straight ass, cuz it’s awesome.
I would say OK its either sex or bar, either way im gonna be drinkin some beer
gay is not a synonym for stupid
That bordered between funny and hurtfull
datz y u stay single, hit it & quit it
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