Married Bar Talk

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [...]

Married Bar Talk

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Married Bar Talk was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 16th, 2007 at 4:52 pmin Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Married Life – Going To The Bar , Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex , Paratrooper , Ghost Story , What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary .

23 Comments to “Married Bar Talk”

• cristal says:

  August 3, 2007 at 1:23 pm

  that was fuunnnny
• Tiffany says:

  August 7, 2007 at 9:18 am

  HAHA! I love it!
• Amy says:

  August 7, 2007 at 8:13 pm

  that great
• Audry says:

  August 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm

  ain’t that the truth.
• Amy says:

  August 8, 2007 at 9:05 pm

  hahahaha thats awsome!!
• Fahriye says:

  August 8, 2007 at 10:44 pm

  Hillarious
• melis says:

  August 10, 2007 at 9:16 am

  Right on!
• spike says:

  August 12, 2007 at 7:54 pm

  My Ex must of wrote that one!
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 6:18 am

  Hahahah! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ! !
• Grant says:

  September 4, 2007 at 4:37 pm

  i read it 20 minutes ago and i’m still laughing!
• Someone says:

  September 6, 2007 at 2:06 pm

  Girls suck!
• RoRo says:

  September 25, 2007 at 8:59 pm

  hahahhahahah! luvin it!:D keep them comin
• matt says:

  November 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm

  thats gr8!!!
• cutie says:

  December 26, 2007 at 3:19 pm

  this sucks!
• Im not a virgin says:

  December 31, 2007 at 4:40 am

  Woot!
• willybob says:

  February 28, 2008 at 9:22 pm

  i agree with matt
• skato says:

  August 10, 2008 at 7:34 am

  u go girl!
• marieh says:

  October 2, 2008 at 2:05 am

  its the best advice i like it
• Tha Kidd says:

  January 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm

  hahaha nice
• jack-to-the-off says:

  June 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm

  okayy wow that was so gay why the freak are to guys married and cheating on thier wives and also why in the hell use the word buddy just use pal next time f*cker
• Taylor says:

  June 21, 2009 at 10:07 pm

  @ jack-to-the-off: How do you get that their cheating on their wives?
• karen says:

  October 17, 2009 at 2:13 pm

  this is hilarious.i cant stop laughing and its also true-from experience
• celesteM says:

  January 18, 2010 at 11:07 am

  tehh…lol what a good one