Married Bar Talk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ … and she always acts like she’s sound asleep!”
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(54 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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August 3rd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
that was fuunnnny
August 7th, 2007 at 9:18 am
HAHA! I love it!
August 7th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
that great
August 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
ain’t that the truth.
August 8th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
hahahaha thats awsome!!
August 8th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Hillarious
August 10th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Right on!
August 12th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
My Ex must of wrote that one!
September 4th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Hahahah! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ! !
September 4th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
i read it 20 minutes ago and i’m still laughing!
September 6th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Girls suck!
September 25th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
hahahhahahah! luvin it!:D keep them comin
November 7th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
thats gr8!!!
December 26th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
this sucks!
December 31st, 2007 at 4:40 am
Woot!
February 28th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
i agree with matt