Married Bar Talk


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ … and she always acts like she’s sound asleep!”

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16 Responses to “Married Bar Talk”

  1. cristal Says:

    that was fuunnnny

  2. Tiffany Says:

    HAHA! I love it!

  3. Amy Says:

    that great

  4. Audry Says:

    ain’t that the truth.

  5. Amy Says:

    hahahaha thats awsome!!

  6. Fahriye Says:

    Hillarious

  7. melis Says:

    Right on!

  8. spike Says:

    My Ex must of wrote that one!

  9. Will Says:

    Hahahah! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ! !

  10. Grant Says:

    i read it 20 minutes ago and i’m still laughing!

  11. Someone Says:

    Girls suck!

  12. RoRo Says:

    hahahhahahah! luvin it!:D keep them comin

  13. matt Says:

    thats gr8!!!

  14. cutie Says:

    this sucks!

  15. Im not a virgin Says:

    Woot!

  16. willybob Says:

    i agree with matt

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