A Marriage Made In Heaven
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.
A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get arried in Heaven. To his suprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"
With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"
What'd You Think?
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Good one! Haven’t read one that good on here in a while!
That is hulariously funny hey!!!LOL
very nice.lyked it
Read and enjoy
the best part of that joke is sadly true
very funny but obviously the truth
very nice jokes
Hey!!! this is funny =)
another version of this has God threatening to sue Satan for making hell too comfortable, and satan laughing, saying..and where could you find a lawyer??
Aw come on! I’m a Christian and though I did find it humourous, not all of us are hypocrites. We’re not perfect, obviously,but some of us are more ready to admit it than others.
If ur God is the greatest judge giving justice on the day of judgement, why the he doesn’t keep his fellow friends(the lawyers) there, its open injustice!
terrified man.
Lol thats funny
Average joke!
lol gr8
jenny
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dumb nd funny…lmao…
lolwut?
wow! that is serious
i liked it
Dis is just too good.
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Hahaha
this joke was in Reader’s Digest book..
Dat lovely
this is so boring it is awaste of time try harder on your jokes
If ur God is the greatest judge giving justice on the day of judgement, why the he doesn’t keep his fellow friends(the lawyers) there, its open injustice!
^^^this question is invalid because it’s based off of false information….which makes it unanswerable because of it’s ignorance
um what do you mean false info?
“um what do you mean false info?”
The guy asked why doesn’t God keep lawyers in heaven…The question is unanswerable because he does in fact accept lawyers into heaven…Only the ones who believe anyways.
LOLOLOLOLOL cant beleive the guy said that in HEAVEN!
Dat was really funny. love it
I wont get maried in heaven if I cant devorce. Hell no. Thanks for the joke its really funny!
Cute.
lol.
hhahah