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Marriage Is About Celebration

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Ralph,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig [...]

Marriage Is About Celebration

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Marriage Is About Celebration was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 30th, 2007 at 10:40 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Anything To Make Marriage Work , Dating vs Marriage , A Marriage Made In Heaven , How Much Fer Joe? , Bus Crash .

2 Comments to “Marriage Is About Celebration”

shayla says:

July 30, 2007 at 7:54 pm

well thats kinds weird and i would hate to be marriede for 50 years that would never happen
shayla says:

July 30, 2007 at 7:54 pm

so kiss my ass

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