Man’s Dream Remote
So I’m browsing through the home electronics section at Best Buy, looking for nothing in particular, when a salesman approaches me. Asks what I’m looking for and I reply with “something manly”. Says he’s got just the thing for me.
Needless to say, I bought it. Doesn’t work though, I keep pointing and clicking but the nagging doesn’t stop. Goes to show that, no matter what you do, you can’t control a woman.
What'd You Think?
(39 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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August 30th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
it was funny
September 5th, 2007 at 7:06 am
IS that a REAL remote? xD hahahah. FUNNY!
September 8th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
hahaaaa……and you really thought something like a stupid remote would work on us…what about one to control all you nasty old men that like to fart under the covers and drink til you come stumbling in so drunk you cant even walk??? Or better than that …a remote to remind you forgettful bastards when your anniversary is?? or our birthdays??? huh?? what about that!!!
September 11th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
i want one lol
September 12th, 2007 at 8:30 am
I think melissa needs to relax a little.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Does it come with all concievable languages built in because women never seem to quite get what I’m saying.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Hey, maybe we drink to forget when our anniversary is.
September 20th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
There isn’t an “ON” switch. So he wants to activate a sex command with out turning her on first. Sounds like my ex.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
hahhahaha! of-course it wudnt work! u must admit it, u like the naggin, the mess, the shoppin, and the pms! cuz women get so horny! wich means great sex!
September 25th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
haha, if that’s a real remote I’m tracking down the maker. And no, we can’t be controled…by a remote
September 30th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
DAMM I WISH THAT REMOTE WAS REAL
I GOT TO SAY FUNNY JOKE
October 1st, 2007 at 12:17 pm
…This joke is retarded.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:10 am
to bad they cant make a woman’s remote…..lol
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:12 am
damn…..if they made a woman’s dream remote…..i hate to say it but we wouldn’t need men! We’d be in heaven!
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:13 am
true that!!
October 4th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
I could surely come up with some better functions for such a device… but the concept is still funny. To each his or her own.
October 7th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
wish it was real then us woundn’t have to hear women complain the time.
October 7th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
wish it was real, then us men woundn’t have to hear women complain the time.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:13 am
wtf dave? dudes complain more than chicks do. lame-o.
October 16th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
to bad eve ate the forbidden fruit and then gave it to adam there whouldnt be evil in the world
October 17th, 2007 at 11:38 am
dave you are gay men are always bithching bout everything
October 20th, 2007 at 9:34 am
good one
October 27th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Can I get one of those? Being a woman the use of the mute for some quiet time to myself, be off with having to entertain, have beer and food on hand and sex when ever I liked, say yes or no without the whining, have my man at least clean up the sink after shaving, remove the clothes from the trail left on the way to the bed, have no nagging from him, I would like to turn off the PMS, be able to control the size of my boobs,be able to shop, and leave at will with out an explanation and detail of where I will be!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:25 am
i think one of those remotes is needed to control mellisa. you see that outburst is exactly what we would need it for.
November 1st, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Brookiebaby we need to talk
November 9th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
did he have a man remote…
~turn off sex mode
~sleep
~do own laundry
~make own food
November 9th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
i agree with brookiebaby
November 20th, 2007 at 3:03 am
PMS off, Melissa
December 13th, 2007 at 10:56 am
i would liek one of those remotes so i can make myboobs smaller.!! loll