Man’s Dream Remote
So I'm browsing through the home electronics section at Best Buy, looking for nothing in particular, when a salesman approaches me. Asks what I'm looking for and I reply with "something manly". Says he's got just the thing for me.
Needless to say, I bought it. Doesn't work though, I keep pointing and clicking but the nagging doesn't stop. Goes to show that, no matter what you do, you can't control a woman.
What'd You Think?
(63 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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it was funny
IS that a REAL remote? xD hahahah. FUNNY!
hahaaaa……and you really thought something like a stupid remote would work on us…what about one to control all you nasty old men that like to fart under the covers and drink til you come stumbling in so drunk you cant even walk??? Or better than that …a remote to remind you forgettful bastards when your anniversary is?? or our birthdays??? huh?? what about that!!!
i want one lol
I think melissa needs to relax a little.
Does it come with all concievable languages built in because women never seem to quite get what I’m saying.
Hey, maybe we drink to forget when our anniversary is.
There isn’t an “ON” switch. So he wants to activate a sex command with out turning her on first. Sounds like my ex.
hahhahaha! of-course it wudnt work! u must admit it, u like the naggin, the mess, the shoppin, and the pms! cuz women get so horny! wich means great sex!
haha, if that’s a real remote I’m tracking down the maker. And no, we can’t be controled…by a remote
DAMM I WISH THAT REMOTE WAS REAL
I GOT TO SAY FUNNY JOKE
…This joke is retarded.
to bad they cant make a woman’s remote…..lol
damn…..if they made a woman’s dream remote…..i hate to say it but we wouldn’t need men! We’d be in heaven!
true that!!
I could surely come up with some better functions for such a device… but the concept is still funny. To each his or her own.
wish it was real then us woundn’t have to hear women complain the time.
wish it was real, then us men woundn’t have to hear women complain the time.
wtf dave? dudes complain more than chicks do. lame-o.
to bad eve ate the forbidden fruit and then gave it to adam there whouldnt be evil in the world
dave you are gay men are always bithching bout everything
good one
Can I get one of those? Being a woman the use of the mute for some quiet time to myself, be off with having to entertain, have beer and food on hand and sex when ever I liked, say yes or no without the whining, have my man at least clean up the sink after shaving, remove the clothes from the trail left on the way to the bed, have no nagging from him, I would like to turn off the PMS, be able to control the size of my boobs,be able to shop, and leave at will with out an explanation and detail of where I will be!
i think one of those remotes is needed to control mellisa. you see that outburst is exactly what we would need it for.
Brookiebaby we need to talk
did he have a man remote…
~turn off sex mode
~sleep
~do own laundry
~make own food
i agree with brookiebaby
PMS off, Melissa
i would liek one of those remotes so i can make myboobs smaller.!! loll
THEY SELL THESE AT NEWBERRY COMICSSSSSS
they arent actual working remotes tho
BUT STILL
Where is the volume button!
omg now that is funny
You think they make one to teach men to spell? It should say “stop WHINING” , not Winging! LOL Men are so dumb! lol
lol thats hilarious!
Of Course it doesn’t work….. do u not see the apple symbol at hte bottom of the remote…
it doesn’t work is b/c it was created by Mac, duh!!
vaugly strange yet funny