Man’s Dream Remote


So I’m browsing through the home electronics section at Best Buy, looking for nothing in particular, when a salesman approaches me. Asks what I’m looking for and I reply with “something manly”. Says he’s got just the thing for me.

Man’s Dream Remote Control

Needless to say, I bought it. Doesn’t work though, I keep pointing and clicking but the nagging doesn’t stop. Goes to show that, no matter what you do, you can’t control a woman.

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29 Responses to “Man’s Dream Remote”

  1. katie rowe Says:

    it was funny

  2. Will Says:

    IS that a REAL remote? xD hahahah. FUNNY!

  3. Melissa Says:

    hahaaaa……and you really thought something like a stupid remote would work on us…what about one to control all you nasty old men that like to fart under the covers and drink til you come stumbling in so drunk you cant even walk??? Or better than that …a remote to remind you forgettful bastards when your anniversary is?? or our birthdays??? huh?? what about that!!!

  4. malteseken Says:

    i want one lol

  5. james Says:

    I think melissa needs to relax a little.

  6. lowman Says:

    Does it come with all concievable languages built in because women never seem to quite get what I’m saying.

  7. lowman Says:

    Hey, maybe we drink to forget when our anniversary is.

  8. Sherbear Says:

    There isn’t an “ON” switch. So he wants to activate a sex command with out turning her on first. Sounds like my ex.

  9. RoRo Says:

    hahhahaha! of-course it wudnt work! u must admit it, u like the naggin, the mess, the shoppin, and the pms! cuz women get so horny! wich means great sex! ;)

  10. bugonatree Says:

    haha, if that’s a real remote I’m tracking down the maker. And no, we can’t be controled…by a remote

  11. CARLOS Says:

    DAMM I WISH THAT REMOTE WAS REAL
    I GOT TO SAY FUNNY JOKE

  12. Matt Says:

    …This joke is retarded.

  13. Amberly kay Says:

    to bad they cant make a woman’s remote…..lol

  14. erica Says:

    damn…..if they made a woman’s dream remote…..i hate to say it but we wouldn’t need men! We’d be in heaven!

  15. Amberly kay Says:

    true that!!

  16. Mmhmm Says:

    I could surely come up with some better functions for such a device… but the concept is still funny. To each his or her own.

  17. Dave Says:

    wish it was real then us woundn’t have to hear women complain the time.

  18. Dave Says:

    wish it was real, then us men woundn’t have to hear women complain the time.

  19. Sally Says:

    wtf dave? dudes complain more than chicks do. lame-o.

  20. loodlsd Says:

    to bad eve ate the forbidden fruit and then gave it to adam there whouldnt be evil in the world

  21. lil chunty Says:

    dave you are gay men are always bithching bout everything

  22. psypro Says:

    good one

  23. Brookiebaby Says:

    Can I get one of those? Being a woman the use of the mute for some quiet time to myself, be off with having to entertain, have beer and food on hand and sex when ever I liked, say yes or no without the whining, have my man at least clean up the sink after shaving, remove the clothes from the trail left on the way to the bed, have no nagging from him, I would like to turn off the PMS, be able to control the size of my boobs,be able to shop, and leave at will with out an explanation and detail of where I will be!

  24. graham Says:

    i think one of those remotes is needed to control mellisa. you see that outburst is exactly what we would need it for.

  25. Kelso Says:

    Brookiebaby we need to talk

  26. BABE~GURL Says:

    did he have a man remote…
    ~turn off sex mode
    ~sleep
    ~do own laundry
    ~make own food

  27. BABE~GURL Says:

    i agree with brookiebaby

  28. drew Says:

    PMS off, Melissa

  29. Amberly kay Says:

    i would liek one of those remotes so i can make myboobs smaller.!! loll

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