Male / Female Translator
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that
I'm not [...]
(131 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH…………. THIS IS SO TRUE.
honey i want to go on a movie
hahahaha
wow where did all this come from!!?? Whereever it came from it was extremely funny.
now i know why curtins weren’t enough! lol great job!
Man’s best friend right here, can I get the pocket version please?
Men thinks about sex every five minutes. What does he think about in between? Nothing. (Jay Leno)
What we think about in between is sports/food/dirty stuff (trying not to be specific)
lol…this is so funny…i love it…and its basically true
Sex and Money are most needed basic nessesties.That is exactly how they are worked out.
hey its true…….
you got this so right!
hahahahahhaha! its sooooooooooo tru! men-Wat idiots!
hahahahahahahaha, DAMN thats funny
… … … LOL LOL LOL … … … LOL … … … TOO FUNNY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA That s so TRUE!!!
HOW ON EARTH DID THEY MANAGE TO READ MY MIND????
LOL :p
hahaha pretty good, though I think the “nice dress” compliment really means “nice dress” o.O
LOL – yep no doubt this happens in every relationship. spot on!
i need a pocket size so i can understand my gf n’ my bf
100% correct:D
itz just gr8.
ha ha ha!
This is so true… hehee
Omg…. I must be a man!!
sounded weird to me
this is so offensive. i cant believe you think it’s funny. not all women are like that. just like not all men are like that. this is stereotypical, not to mention a waste of my time.
walmart has a sale on lives. you should go and get one.
omg….very true… this is what actually feels
Not all men think about sex every five seconds. Believe it or not, some men aren’t perverts. I think about books, video games, etc. more than perverted things. Of course I am part of what you would call a minority. This list is still funny though.
nice
Parts of women is really true! Especially when i do smthng wrong then i will ask do his really love me,n about asking one stuff means included else stuffs too. I LOV TO BORN AS A GIRL!
6/5
Tyler: the reason u think about al that crap…. is CUASE U CANT LAND A CHICK… you must be like 5-10
If you have an iphone, they just came out with a female translator. You hear what women say (without words) and what it really means. it’s hilarious!